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Song Parodies -> "She's Got Bad Breath"

Original Song Title:

"She's Like The Wind"

Original Performer:

Patrick Swayze

Parody Song Title:

"She's Got Bad Breath"

Parody Written by:

Cryptic Wizard

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to my very much ex-girlfriend Michelle.
She's got bad breath, I can see
Smokes all the time, and it stinks
She moves in to kiss me, only to gag me with her breath
It's worse than a fart, because she has the breath of death

I smell her breath in my face
And it's choking me
I can't open my eyes
I can't even breathe
Just a fool to believe that the smell ain't killing me
She's got bad breath

I look at my girlfriend, and now it's clear
That her breath made the dog run off in fear
A Tac Tac or Certs will not stop the smell
Living with her, it stinks like hell

I smell her breath in my face
And it's choking me
I can't open my eyes
I can't even breathe
Just a fool to believe that the smell ain't killing me
She's got bad breathe

(Repeat and fade)


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michelle - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
So that's what you think of me? Screw you, too.
Cryptic Wizard - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
No thanks...that was lousy as well.
Mad Arcand - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think your ex-girlfriend appreciates this song, but I sure do! All 5's from me!
2LD4U - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
It's TIC-tac not Tac-tac!!!!!
Cryptic Wizard - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ever heard of a typo?

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