-> "She's Got Bad Breath"
Original Song Title:
"She's Like The Wind"
Parody Song Title:
"She's Got Bad Breath"
Parody Written by:
Cryptic Wizard
The Lyrics
She's got bad breath, I can see
Smokes all the time, and it stinks
She moves in to kiss me, only to gag me with her breath
It's worse than a fart, because she has the breath of death
I smell her breath in my face
And it's choking me
I can't open my eyes
I can't even breathe
Just a fool to believe that the smell ain't killing me
She's got bad breath
I look at my girlfriend, and now it's clear
That her breath made the dog run off in fear
A Tac Tac or Certs will not stop the smell
Living with her, it stinks like hell
I smell her breath in my face
And it's choking me
I can't open my eyes
I can't even breathe
Just a fool to believe that the smell ain't killing me
She's got bad breathe
(Repeat and fade)
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