Song Parodies -> Lovin' The Baseball Field
| Original Song Title: | "Love is a Battlefield" |
| Original Performer: | Pat Benatar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lovin' The Baseball Field" |
| Parody Written by: | Kyle B. |
Take me out to the ball game...
(Spoken)
Beat the crowds, shoulder to shoulder we stand
We want our tickets we demand
Lovin' the baseball field
(Sung)
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Whoa...
We are strong, waiting in line for so long
Singing some campfire songs
Despite all our waiting, I'm lovin' the baseball field
We just found our seats, were doing the wave
Although the home teams so bad
It would ease all our minds, please win the game
We've seen the games you've had
Believe me, believe me, don't make us cry
You've got real big salaries, why won't you just try
Buy me some, peanuts and crackerjacks
Don't care if I ever get back
We root for the home team...I'm loving this baseball field
It's the last inning, it's a tie game today
Don't let you're home city down
And if you do not win, they'll be riots tonight
Burning it right to the ground
This game can't be closer, this isn't a lie
If you lose the game, this whole crowd will die
Now you've won! Our team is number one.
Boy this game was surely fun
This whole crowd's cheering..."we love the baseball field!"
Celebrate! Pop open all the champagne!
Those visitors, they just lost this game
Now we're all drunken, lovin' the baseball field
Beat the crowds, shoulder to shoulder we stand
We want our tickets we demand
Lovin' the baseball field
(Sung)
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
Whoa...
We are strong, waiting in line for so long
Singing some campfire songs
Despite all our waiting, I'm lovin' the baseball field
We just found our seats, were doing the wave
Although the home teams so bad
It would ease all our minds, please win the game
We've seen the games you've had
Believe me, believe me, don't make us cry
You've got real big salaries, why won't you just try
Buy me some, peanuts and crackerjacks
Don't care if I ever get back
We root for the home team...I'm loving this baseball field
It's the last inning, it's a tie game today
Don't let you're home city down
And if you do not win, they'll be riots tonight
Burning it right to the ground
This game can't be closer, this isn't a lie
If you lose the game, this whole crowd will die
Now you've won! Our team is number one.
Boy this game was surely fun
This whole crowd's cheering..."we love the baseball field!"
Celebrate! Pop open all the champagne!
Those visitors, they just lost this game
Now we're all drunken, lovin' the baseball field
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I love baseball, and used to be a big Pat Benetar fan. This is a good concept, and it rhmes well. You might try working on the number of syllables per line to tighten up the pacing.
Hey Kyle, I echo mac's comments. I enjoyed it, but the pacing could be worked on.
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