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Song Parodies -> "Theories Of A Crackpot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Theories Of A Crackpot"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some people believe the craziest things!
I know this dude who's plain nutty into conspiracies
"The Moon Landing was false
Check my PC screen!"
Was hit by a magic bullet
Our nation was duped
This photo proves it!"

Theories of a crackpot
These are the theories
Of a crackpot
Smoking lots of bad pot
Messed up his brain!

"There's Martians out there marching
So be prepared
They'll melt your brain that's why I wear
This strange crown made from duct tape
Won't be the snack of aliens"

Hearing insane crackpots
These dumb theories of a crackpot
Head is filled up with snot
Sounding so crazed

"There's an alive Elvis Presley, Death was all trickery
So sick of topping charts
He used surgery"
"Before you whip out your crotch
For your sexy date
You'd better make sure
She's not the lizard race!"

Listening to crackpots
Sounds odd, Theories spewed by crackpots
They think we don't know squat
While their lies spray

"Terrorists have been caught
Thanks to these theories spewed by crackpots"
Is that true? I think not!
Such a HEADACHE!!!

* I could of added stuff about 9/11 but I think it's a bit too soon to joke about that. The JFK one was much longer ago so I think it's okay to reference that.

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Rob Arndt - March 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice, 555! Room for more: JFK Umbrella Man, RFK girl in polkadot dress, Roswell, Marilyn Monroe and Bruce Lee deaths ( Brandon too), building 7, E.T. received signal, stolen elections, etc...
Jonathan - March 28, 2016 - Report this comment
okay but blue martians with meat-vision are totally real right? ...RIGHT?!?! 5's
Peter Andersson - March 29, 2016 - Report this comment
There used to be a crackpot theory about Mayan Crystal Skulls being alien artefacts, but that one kinda died after the horrible fourth Indiana Jones script became a crap movie spun around it and everyone who believed in it must have been afraid to mention it ever again --- This parody is the real thing though! 555!
bobpiecheese - October 16, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Kind of a basic list-type parody, but still quite enjoyable. Jet fuel can't melt steel 5's!

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