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Song Parodies -> "Phil, You are a Bigot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me with Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Phil, You are a Bigot"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Phil Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” recently made racist and anti-Gay comments in GQ magazine that caused his network A&E to suspend him indefinitely from the tv show. He used the Bible to slam Gays and linked their behavior to bestiality while also claiming that Blacks were “singing and happy” in the historically oppressive South!!! “Duck Dynasty” is at the top of “White Trash” cable television, but A&E supports LGBT rights and is against racism in any form. Even if one is a Believer, you love the person and hate the sin, so telling people that homosexuality leads to bestiality is not only inaccurate, but extremely offensive. Then add racist comments aimed at Black people who endured oppression and murder in the South… well, Phil deserves the backlash and media storm he is getting. And I personally find it offensive that my party, the GOP, is defending these remarks as a way to promote “family values” and “morality” towards the 2014 and 2016 campaigns.
You're a redneck sportsman on “Duck Dynasty”
Whose comments in GQ offended A&E
That's okay, extremists approved it
Like Paula Deen, Phil, you’re a loser

[Chorus]
Phil, you are a bigot
Opened your mouth and lost your show spot
Phil, you are a bigot
And you hate Gays!!!

You’re a backwoods racist, son
White Trash- no flair
That's okay, you’re off the air
Put folks down, tried to explain
Biblical justification was all in vain

Phil, you are a bigot
Opened your mouth and lost your show spot
Phil, you are a bigot
And you hate Gays!!!

You're a redneck sportsman on “Duck Dynasty”
Whose comments in GQ offended A&E
As a human being… well, you’re such a disgrace
But A&E quickly put you in your place

Phil, you are a bigot, Klan son
Phil, you are a bigot
Phil, you are a bigot
And you hate Gays!!!

Phil, you are a bigot
Opened your mouth and lost your show spot
Phil, you are a bigot
And you hate Gays!!!

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Fair-Minded - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't know OS well enough, but for once I agree with your message,
Dick Ottome - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I, too, like too like to show how tolerant I am by exhibiting intolerance toward people who don't toe my ridged line. Keep up the good work.

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