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Song Parodies -> "The Jets Will Steal The Colts' Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"The Jets Will Steal The Colts' Shot"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

The Jets were brushed off by the Colts during the season, when they pulled their starters in the 3rd quarter, and the jets came back to not only win, but make the playoffs. Let's see if if bites them in the foot on Sunday!!!
Manning's offense cooking
With a win history
They rested all their stars, played Jets like no need
On Sunday, Jets show they'll regret it
Time to get sacked, Peyton's down in it

CHORUS
Jets will steal the Colts shot
Their running game will gain yards a lot
Super Bowl the Jets got
One game away

Colts come out with their game on
Their throws in air
Jets will say, Revis is there!
Run you down, like hit by trains,
Jets break right through and in to score again!

CHORUS
Jets will take the Colts slot
Their defense game will tie them in knots
Super Bowl the next stop
Jets rule Sunday!

Colts were real tough looking,
And they score blistering
Til playing New York Jets, crowned a football king
Sanchez will put another notch in his trophy case
Plays better and will put the Colts in their place!

Jets will take the Colts slot...
C'mon!
Jets will steal the Colts shot...
Jets will take the Colts slot,

Jets rule Sunday!




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Old Man Ribber - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Colts versus Jets? Then you'd better hope that it'll be a Superbowl lll re-enactment. Also, don't feel too bad...my Bengals didn't even show up for the last two games against the Jets! ;D
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah cool parody. That'd be cool
John Barry - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Jets is an anagram of jest, and this is a fine pop-tune jest.
Michael Pacholek - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice shot. Especially since Long Island is both the Jets' former home base (recently left Hofstra University in Hempstead for new office/practice facility in Florham Park, New Jersey) and Pat Benatar's old stomping grounds (Lindenhurst). Not sure if she's a Jet fan, but she just turned 57 and still looks fabulous. As for the Jets... they don't need to win this game nearly as much as the Colts do, so there's really no pressure on them, and a team with no pressure is a dangerous team. A Jet win would be a surprise, but it wouldn't be a shock. And as long as Ribber is using the Super Bowl III analogy, this year's Super Bowl will also be in Miami (albeit in the suburbs).
Mark Scotti - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
'Gang Green' of thanks to OMR, Phil, John & Michael!
Christie Marie M - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Looking forward to Superbowl Sunday! Great promo for it! Scored 555 touchdowns with this one! Go Jets!!!!!
Mark Scotti - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
"Field goal" of thanks to you, Christie!
Max Power - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hope so.
Max Power - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
The OS title works too since the Jets will face the Colt's best shot this time. Also check out my Nate Kaeding "tribute" tomorrow!
blackjack21 - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Like the sports parodies Mark, good job. However, there won't be any horsing around this Sunday and the Jets will be grounded. Colts-55, Jets-5. ;-D
Mark Scotti - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
"Extra yards" of thanks to Max & to blackjack(good luck to you, and I am NOT the greatest Jet fan in the world, but I do see the "fire" in then, and I think they want it MORE!!!)
Brian - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment
It would be cool to see the Jets knock off the Colts. However, I think the Colts will take this game, especially with the starters in the game this time around.
Mark Scotti - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brian, and fate will tell....

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