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Song Parodies -> "Hippie With The Best Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Hippie With The Best Pot"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Bob

The Lyrics

i may resubmit the song if i decide to replace the "bald" line, but i wanted to get the song out. i've been sitting on it too long.
Well you've got real good cookies and a bong full of weed
So break a little off, pass it down to me
Light one up, let's see how you do it
Start pulling tubes, let's get down to it!
Hippie with the best pot!
You are the hippie with the best pot!
Drive me to a safe spot!
Fire away!

I knew it would be real good, you got long hair
You could be bald, I wouldn't care!
Knocked me down, but feel no pain
It feels so great to be stoned again!

Hippie with the best pot!
You are the hippie with the best pot!
Take me to a safe spot!
Fire away!

Well you've got real good cookies and a bong full of weed
So break a little off, pass it down to me
Before I go I will take one more hit just in case
I go home and the in-laws are at my place

Hippie with the best pot!
You are the hippie with the best pot!
Take me to a safe spot!
Fire away!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 23

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Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Title was great, the parody wasn't too bad...545
alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
wish i'd thought of this one...lol..5s
leo J - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea, nice job.
Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title but, could have been funnier..545
Dr. Bob - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ok, we all seem to agree the song is a little lacking compared to the title. i just didnt want to sit on the title any longer. perhaps one day i'll go back to the drawing board and rewrite the song =)
Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The title was awful, but I really liked the song! =)
Dr. Bob - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL jeff. you suck! =)
Dr. Bob - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ok, if anyone wants a better song while i rework this one - go to my "all those parrot eyes" parody. you can search for it using the key words "dr bob parrot" =) thanks to everyone for their comments.
MrMacphisto - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... I got a contact buzz just from reading this...
Chuck A. Spear - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
After hearing John Valby's "Marijuanaville" (parody of Margeritaville), it's hard for anything to compete- but the idea of this parody was great! (and I'm just thankful that some of you are still parodying the oldies, 'cause half the songs on here are from the 90'/00's and don't make sense to me). The "bald" line was fine, IMHO.
Bombshelter - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this is the best one you've done. Your critics are way too harsh. Then again, I might just relate to this song more ;o)
Dr. Bob - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks mrmacphisto - glad i could help. chuck - i appeciate the compliments and will have to check out marijuanaville. the 'bald' line is ok. however, i just finished rewriting my new version with a number of changes. ill submit it soon. bombshelter - you rock! we'll play the original next time we hang out =)
Agrimorfee - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I see nothing wrong with it, and I'm usually the fussy one around here. 555
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, very good parody. Big Pat Benatar fan.
wpwright - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i think this is a realy asskickin parody, maches song realy good(6)

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