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Song Parodies -> "Darth Vader"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Darth Vader"

Parody Written by:

Frank Lockner

The Lyrics

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
Your heart is vile place.
Twisted out of your head.
Drowin' all of your enemies,
Yeah you left them dead.

You're a Jedi trained master,
Yet the darkside's where you choose to be.
The incorrigible bastard, that has brought
Republics to their knees

You are Darth Vader, home raider, Life taker,
Don't you mess around with Obi-Wan.
You are Darth Vader, home raider, Life taker,
Don't you mess around, no no no.

You're lucky Obi-Wan retired
He don't battle no more.
He taught you the ways of saber;
Yoda said you're no good.

You will never be winner
Of an award they give for loving dad's.
Plus your voice is familar,
Like the dude in those Verizon ads.

You are Darth Vader, home raider, Life taker,
Don't you mess around with James Earl Jones.
You are Darth Vader, home raider, Life taker,
Don't you mess around, no no no.

You were born as a winner
To fulfill an ancient prophecy.
But, then palpatine found you
And he twisted you unmercifully.

[Chorus]
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The SithIn Theaters May 19th, 2005.

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James Maddereaux - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
First comment, I rock. Great parody, wish it were a little more elaborate, though.
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
The humor is strong in this one.
The Charnstar - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm a year late, but awesome parody, really good, 5-5-5
MIKE - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
@u$tin i @m your f@ther

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