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Song Parodies -> "Star Trek Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trek Fan"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pyhtila

The Lyrics

Starfleet uniform
A signed photograph of Michael Dorn
Tricorder at my side
Wore black when Roddenberry die-yie-yied!
They run away just as fast as they can
Cause ev'ry girl's frightened of a Star Trek Fan

Bowl cut, pointed ears
Been speakin Klingon for eleven years
Com link, Federation pin
I'm steppin out to a convention again
I surf the Internet as much as I can
'Cause that's the place you'll find a lot of Star Trek Fans

The episodes I memorized
I call my car the Starship Enterprise
My dates don't seem to work
Maybe I act too Captain Kiiiirk
I guess that I should get a different plan
I don't have a life cause I'm a Star Trek Fan

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 80

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