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Song Parodies -> "I Love Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Trash"

Original Performer:

Oscar the Grouch

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Bilbopooh

The Lyrics

An ode to cheese, which is much tastier than trash...
Well, Camembert carries a certain appeal,
And Gouda is good to digest with a meal.
Just what do those holes in the Swiss cheese reveal?
I love it because it's cheese!

Oh, I love cheese.
Anything gorgeously gloppy and oozy.
'Long as it's cheese, I don't need to be choosy.
Oh, I love cheese!

Tortillas are better with Cheddar, I say,
And Muenster's worth munching throughout the whole day.
Oh, I would be blue if you threw Blue away.
I love it because it's cheese!

Oh, I love cheese.
Anything melty and artery-clogging.
'Long as it's cheese, that is what I'll be hogging.
Oh, I love cheese!

I'd never say no to a nice Provolone,
And Parmesan's perfect on pizzas. I'm known
To eat a whole bag of Cojack on my own.
I love it because it's cheese!

Oh, I love cheese.
Anything classified clearly as dairy.
Life without cheese would be sad and just scary.
Oh, I love, I love, I love cheese!

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Christie Marie M - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I love cheese as much as the next person! Love Grilled Cheese, Quesadillas, Cheese Puffs, Cream Cheese, and Head Cheese...wait, no I don't like head cheese. Sorry, the cheeses had been running through my head from reading/singing this. Anyways, here's 5 Jacks, 5 Camemberts, and 5 Stiltons for this one!
Bilbopooh - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Hehe, thanks, Christie! Just finished munching on some cheddar Sunchips. Yum yum!
Guy - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Bil. - You cut the cheese well on this write. The world would be a lot more boring without cheese. This is really gouda but some are bries, now that it's summer in the northern hemisphere.
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Not too cheesy....LOL! Love cheese as well...all 555 pounds of it!
Bilbopooh - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy and Mark, and chuckling again over all the cheese references! As for me, I'm about to sink my teeth into a piping cheese pizza...

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