Song Parodies -> (I'm dating) Xena, Dude
| Original Song Title: | "Xanadu" |
| Original Performer: | Oliva Newton John & ELO |
| Parody Song Title: | "(I'm dating) Xena, Dude" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
A babe that nobody dared to know
First date almost impaled, though
I'm dating Xena, dude
And now we're deep in lovemaking
Yells a war cry, no squeal
I'm boinking Xena nude
And when I take her dancing
It's quite bizarre
An iron bra
This ancient fighting girl
Takes her weaponry
Medievally
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with cheer) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with fear) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude we date late nights with fights from you Xena, dude
My love
This hot babe from long ago
I'm safe from this girl, I know
She is my Xena, dude
Don't scream or she might become worst fear
She came from the ancient years, she came here Xena, dude
I took her to Prom dancing
Destroyed my car
Then hit the bar
Came from the olden world
With her weaponry
It's quite eerie
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with cheer) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with fear) my Xena, dude
I'd be a smear, if cheated dear On Xena, dude
She'd slice my rear, if cheated dear On Xena, dude
XENA, DUDE!!!!!!
First date almost impaled, though
I'm dating Xena, dude
And now we're deep in lovemaking
Yells a war cry, no squeal
I'm boinking Xena nude
And when I take her dancing
It's quite bizarre
An iron bra
This ancient fighting girl
Takes her weaponry
Medievally
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with cheer) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with fear) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude we date late nights with fights from you Xena, dude
My love
This hot babe from long ago
I'm safe from this girl, I know
She is my Xena, dude
Don't scream or she might become worst fear
She came from the ancient years, she came here Xena, dude
I took her to Prom dancing
Destroyed my car
Then hit the bar
Came from the olden world
With her weaponry
It's quite eerie
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with cheer) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with fear) my Xena, dude
I'd be a smear, if cheated dear On Xena, dude
She'd slice my rear, if cheated dear On Xena, dude
XENA, DUDE!!!!!!
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I've heard the original several times, pretty easy to remember. 555, a cute parody of the original.
Good one Matthias, agree with Step-chan. 555
I'll spare you the threesome-with-Gabrielle jokes and just give you five chakrams.
AYyiyiyiyyiyiyyiyiyiyi!!!! 555
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