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Song Parodies -> "(I'm dating) Xena, Dude"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Oliva Newton John & ELO

Parody Song Title:

"(I'm dating) Xena, Dude"

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The Lyrics

A babe that nobody dared to know
First date almost impaled, though
I'm dating Xena, dude

And now we're deep in lovemaking
Yells a war cry, no squeal
I'm boinking Xena nude

And when I take her dancing
It's quite bizarre
An iron bra
This ancient fighting girl
Takes her weaponry

Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with cheer) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with fear) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude we date late nights with fights from you Xena, dude

My love
This hot babe from long ago
I'm safe from this girl, I know
She is my Xena, dude

Don't scream or she might become worst fear
She came from the ancient years, she came here Xena, dude

I took her to Prom dancing
Destroyed my car
Then hit the bar
Came from the olden world
With her weaponry
It's quite eerie

Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with cheer) my Xena, dude
Xena, dude Xena, dude (Fills me with fear) my Xena, dude

I'd be a smear, if cheated dear On Xena, dude
She'd slice my rear, if cheated dear On Xena, dude
XENA, DUDE!!!!!!

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Stephen aka Step-chan - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I've heard the original several times, pretty easy to remember. 555, a cute parody of the original.
Red Ant - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one Matthias, agree with Step-chan. 555
Michael Pacholek - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll spare you the threesome-with-Gabrielle jokes and just give you five chakrams.
Agrimorfee - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
AYyiyiyiyyiyiyyiyiyiyi!!!! 555

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