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Song Parodies -> "Bloody Mess"

Original Song Title:

"Beheaded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Bloody Mess"

Parody Written by:

Idiot Of America

The Lyrics

from Offspring song "Beheaded". There are no lines that are exact same, but the yelling of "Beheaded" in the chorus and "Bloody mess all over my clothes" are from the original.
Barney doesn't have a head anymore
I chopped it off and it fell to the floor
He no longer has a head, but that's okay
His head was always up his ass anyway

The president said I'm a silly bore
I don't think he'll say that anymore
Once I cut his head into two
His vocal cords will be hard to use

Beheaded!
Bloody mess all over my clothes
Beheaded!
Getting rid of these bitches and hoes

Watch my ex-girlfreind as she comes to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
She was just a stupid whore
There aint no bitch problem anymore
I'll cut off your head
That's what i said
You'll be dead
When I cut off your head

Beheaded!
Bloody mess all over my clothes
Beheaded!
Getting rid of these bitches and hoes

I bring bad dreams
Bad dreams that create screams

Off with your head!

Beheaded!
Bloody mess all over my clothes
Beheaded!
Getting rid of these bitches and hoes
I have no website, but I wrote plenty of parodies in http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=159127&highlight=Beheaded#post159127which is forums from the Offspring.

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Idiot of America - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I know the parodies I post here suck(especially compared to my good parodies) but please ask before you post one of my parodies under your name. Some fag just stole a few I posted, and I do have a lawyer.
Red Andy - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I must say it's difficult to parody a song that is already humorous .... nice work.
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