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Song Parodies -> "99 Cars Go Zoom"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Ballons"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nena

Parody Song Title:

"99 Cars Go Zoom"

Parody Written by:

HunterG

The Lyrics

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You and I go down to the speedway,
Gonna watch the cars all race today.
Waiting for the green light to go on,
As soon as it does, they're all gone.
Down on the track the race did begin.
We're yelling for our favorite to win.
Driving so fast they seem to fly.
99 cars go zooming by.


99 cars go zoom.
Speeding 'round the big racetrack.
Driving close behind the pace
Car it pulls aside, and starts the race.
The speed machines rev to life.
Set their gears to overdrive.
Try to pass on the inside.
As 99 cars go zooming by.



99 driving fast.
99 blow right past.
To crash, crash, super-smash.
Call the medics out in a flash.
This is it, the time and place,
This is it boys, the big race.
The team mechanic's on the line
As 99 cars go zooming by.



99 drivers go far
In super-high-tech racing cars.
Everyone's Mario Andretti.
Everyone's Dale Earnhardt.
With orders to identify.
To pull up nigh and pass them by.
Scramble under the summer sky.
As 99 cars go zooming by.



99 races I have had.
Every one is done too soon.
The race is over and I'm driving fain.
On a victory lap to the winner's lane.
They give me lots of souvenirs.
To prove to everyone that I was here.
And won the Indy 500
I beat them all, not for the last time.

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tejido - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
ummm.......hheylo bored ppl
leah - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
this song rocks it brings out some good in racinf fans !!!
Mike Morettini - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This one actually rhymes and fits in with the original beat and tune.
Dukes - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Original or English? It doesn't translate right and flows wrong in English,
Deep Hole - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
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Deep Hole - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Tejido rocks!
Hattie - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I hated it eww brack it down party in da house whooooooooow whooooooooow you got surved

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