-> "Things That I Love To Hate"
Original Song Title:
"99 Red Balloons"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Things That I Love To Hate"
The Lyrics
Things That I Love To Hate
Once, I was a calmer lad
But, now I’m always getting mad
I have no patience, and you see
When I look at society
I see so many things are wrong
So, now I offer you this song…
Sit-back…relax…while I relate
Some of the things I love to hate…
Texting teens in speeding cars
Lit cigars and coffee-bars
Sub-prime loans and mood enhancers
TV shows where “stars” are dancers
Country Music…Ken G’s saxes
Taxes on Brazilian waxes
When my girlfriend says she’s “late”
Are some of the things I love to hate…
Trying to stay trim and slendered
Learning that your date’s transgendered
Sarah Palin bumper stickers
Limbaugh lovers…puppy kickers
Brangelina…Donald Trumpers
Darwin bashers…Bible thumpers
Men in speedos…overweight…
Are more of the things I love to hate…
Kraftwerk, Yanni, Enya, Bjork
And, all the teams based in New York
German Measles…acidosis…
When your Gram has halitosis
Left-wing spenders…Right-wing whiners
Riggers, wiggers…Race maligners
Screaming brats that stay-up late
Are many more things I love to hate…
[slowly with reflection…]
As I read my list above
I wonder what I love to “love”
My life, my home, my family
A clever well-paced parody
As this competition ends
I’m glad to count you all as friends
Time to go…it’s getting late
And sappiness is one thing…I…hate…
IB
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