Michael Ballack, our old friend, Its good to see you once again
How are you in the Chelsea side, when all your shots go ten yards wide??
Weve got something you should see, we think you fit in with Chelsea
Were glad that your still in the side, cos you couldnt play fussball if you tried....
(Switch into German Accent)

99 Balloons und Strudel, Ballack loves to comb his poodle
He was proud of Hitler's youth, but thinks gas chambers need improved
He loves to torture us on Sky, and he thinks all the Jews should die
He shoots his volley six miles wide, and 99 Red Balloons Fly By.

When Ballack was left with no owner, he should have signed for Barcelona
But that daft son-of-a-bitch, is in love with Abramovich
Und Ballack signed up with the Blues, because Bryan Munich always lose
But thats where Ballack learned to dive, and 99 near-dead buffoons fall by

German Fussball leaves you snoring, Beckenbauer was so damn boring
He shouldve been locked in a dungeon, whilst at FC Bryan Munchen
We aren't trying to be unkind, but German refs are bloody blind
They should open up their eyes as 99 Blatant Fouls go by
..as 99 Red Balloons Go By

(Back to English Accent)

99 Shots blasted wide, 99 missed passes tried
99 Crosses botched up, and 99 European Cup
Bryan Munchen thought they won, but Solskjaer made them lose 2-1
and Ballack sat at home and cried, in 99 the Reds were flying high