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Song Parodies -> "99 Nitrous Balloons"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 Nitrous Balloons"

Parody Written by:

Craig Bennett

The Lyrics

Not suitable for children younger than 13 or older. Deals with drugs. ;-/
You and I in a little coke shop,
Buy all the balloons with the money we've got,
Huff them all at the break of dawn,
To 1 by 1 they would soon be gone,
Hit me in the face,
Hit me somewhere,
When the body flashes the message,
Get the hell out of there.
Floating through the summer sky,
99 Nitrous Balloons got me high!

99 Nitrous Balloons,
Smoking blunts and eating shrooms,
Your ears are buzzing,
You fell in the dirt,
These shrooms aren't right,
This really hurts.
The harvester machines race alive,
They gather weed to make die.
Focusing on the pot,
The 99 Nitrous Balloons pass by.

99 grams of coke,
This amount of dosage worries me,
I worry worry super scurry,
Call a party in a hurry!
This is what I've waited for,
Snort the coke and hit the floor.
Staties are doing lines,
As 99 Nitrous Balloons pass by.

99 Nitrous Balloons,
Smoking weed, using lighters,
Everyone is drinking beer,
We all play a game called lurk.
I am finally identified,
Clarify the classified,
Sitting under the summer sky,
As 99 Nitrous Balloons go by.
As 99 Nitrous Balloons go by.

99 Balloons I've had,
Everyone I have gotten high.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
Too bad, because I don't bother sitting.
If I could find a souvenir,
Just to prove that we were here,
And here is a bowl for you,
I thought of the night and here we go.

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Total Votes: 48

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