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Song Parodies -> "99 2d Roads"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"99 2d Roads"

Parody Written by:

Chris M

The Lyrics

This song is about A roads in the UK numbered between A1 and A99.NSL is the National Speed LimitSABRE is the Society for All Britsh Road Enthusiasts.
You and I in a little red car
Buy a motor tax disc with the money we've got
Ready to go at the break of dawn
and one by one, we'll drive these roads
M-eleven Junction 9
Flash the message, A-one-one clear
Cambridge then the A-forteen
99 2d roads to drive

99 2d roads
described upon a website
Panic bells, here's Catthorpe
Short de-tour then the A-oh-five
This Roman road just keeps straight
to A-thirty-eight, Kernow
or Derbyshire where to go?
There's 99 2d roads to drive

99 Decision Street
99 ministers meet
In 'twenty-two the roads got numbered
'Ninety-seven saw us lumbered
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
Welcome to the A-forty-four
There's 99 2d roads to drive

99 Knights of the road
Kill un-relenting speed cameras
Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's anti-gatso
With orders to identify
deactivate and passify
NSL on A-eight-five
There's 99 2d roads to drive

99 trips I have had
In every one a 2d road
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In these weeds that were a by-pass
If I could find a souvenier
the A-thirty-three was here
And here is a warning sign
A photo now is on SABRE

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