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Song Parodies -> "When the Tights Blow Out"

Original Song Title:

"When the Lights Go Out"

Original Performer:

Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:

"When the Tights Blow Out"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Susie doesn't headline very much
She likes to stay well fed at night
And when a chorus dancer eats too much
She never sees her name in lights

The play's all right but then

When the tights blow out
She starts to scream
When the tights blow out
Like a bad dream
Always something sticking through the seams
It's like a bad dream

She's the kind who needs an extra large
She's not as svelte as she could be
When she dances, she looks like a barge
Heaving in a stormy sea

The play's all right but then

When the tights blow out
She starts to cry
When the tights blow out
There goes her fly
Always something hanging out to dry
She busted her fly
She busted her fly

[SOLO]

The play's all right but then

When the tights blow out
Her pants explode
When the tights blow out
Her butt's exposed
Moon is rising in the second row
Her butt is exposed

The play's all right but then

When the tights blow out
She runs away
When the tights blow out
She ruins the play
Customers are blinded for a day
She's ruining the play
She's ruining the play
She's ruining the play
She's ruining the play

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Patrick - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
"barge on a stormy sea". Yet again we think "Fitzgerald".

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