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Song Parodies -> "Always Someone Fair To Attack Me"

Original Song Title:

"Always Something There To Remind Me"

Original Performer:

Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:

"Always Someone Fair To Attack Me"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I walk around in parking lots
Even someone's trying to fight
And every punch he makes,however
Is a hard blow out of sight

Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me

When bouncers fall in a crazy bar
And they would get real mean
But they can't help on brawling for life
Although they fought good and clean

Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me

If they should find you wore a mask
You made in papers and duct tape
They try to tell you to take off your dumb mask
You will be raped

Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me
But there is always someone fair to attack me

Always someone fair to attack me (repeat until fade)

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Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I wouldn't want to give you ones in a dark alley. Not that anybody thinks of him for anything other than "Take a Letter, Maria," but R.B. Greaves had the first hit with this back in 1970. But the Naked Eyes version is the only one anyone remembers.
Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Had to get the lyrics to vote this, and it is a 555.
Heathcliff the Cat - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Best of yours I've read so far. Rhythm's still a little stilted, but intriguing lyrics.

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