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Song Parodies -> "Buffalo Wings"

Original Song Title:

"Broken Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mr. Mister

Parody Song Title:

"Buffalo Wings"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I didn't have a copy of this song, so for the pacing, I had to wing it
Bleu cheese, or was it ranch
I'm glad we ordered hot, the mild are so bland
This batch may be the last, I fear
Unless I can get another beer
I hope it's cold (oh)

Take these Buffalo Wings
And learn to fry again, learn to lick the grease
Our mouth will burn, our eyes will sting
I think it's time to order up another drink
Take these buffalo wings

Baby, I think tonight
We can take what is dull and add some spice (mmm)
Baby, it's time to go
Now these wings are the best, but for all I know
It could be crow

So take these buffalo wings
And learn to fry again, learn to lick the grease
Our mouth will burn, our eyes will sting
I think it's time to order up another drink

Baby, it's time to go
Now these wings are the best, but for all I know
It could be crow

So take these buffalo wings
And learn to fry again, learn to lick the grease
Our mouth will burn, our eyes will sting
I think it's time to order up another drink

So take these buffalo wings
You've got to learn to fry, learn to lick the grease
Our mouth will burn, our lips will sting
I think it's time to order up another drink

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 31

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lebeiw15 - November 29, 2002 - Report this comment
Great parody! You had to "wing" the pacing... hahahahahaha
Mystery - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it when the name of the song give you false doubt. It'd work better for me if i had a copy of the song on hand, mostly because i havn't heard it in a long while and my pacing sucks on the song too. I have to say though that i really like the line "but for all I know It could be crow". Kind of reminds me of that song floating around called "Cat in the Kettle".
MysteryGoat - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it when the name of the song give you false doubt. It'd work better for me if i had a copy of the song on hand, mostly because i havn't heard it in a long while and my pacing sucks on the song too. I have to say though that i really like the line "but for all I know It could be crow". Kind of reminds me of that song floating around called "Cat in the Kettle".
Charlie Decker - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but a great read. Now I'm really hungry!
Adagio - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Good one.
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Good song. Was there more verses than that? I don't have the song to listen to, either. I wish the chorus would have changed a few times.
MysteryGoat - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hey I've been here before.
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) DKTOS, I'm buffaloed. Nice read though.
Scathe - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) *ala Homer Simpson* mmm, buffalo wings. Oh, Nice parody, Jeff.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Jessica Simpson: "Sorry, I don't eat buffalo." Yet another victim of the generation cringe, I've only heard the Tupac remake of this tune. Parody's a sch-winger, Jeff.
Jeff Reuben - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
There was a remake?
Melhi - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(aBc) Delicious!
Stuart McArthur - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) mm, I'm off to get me some right now
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) "It could be crow" ... What's up with that? You cravin' some raven? ;-)
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Jeff, one question...are winged buffalos mutated? This was fun...555
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmmm... foood. As Homer might say: Dough!
Matthias - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
It got repetative towards the end, but so does the original song so I can't blame you too much for that. The song pretty much plays itself twice. I would have liked to see some switches on the later lines, but as a early one from you this wasn't too bad. Better than a lot of my earlier works.
Christie Marie M - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo lebeiw15's comment. Way to "wing" it there! I love chicken wings but as I've told Luke in his "Chicken Wings" parody, I had a bad experience at a cheap diner (that now closed down) in Georgia that served cold and undercooked wings and got sick from them. Anyways, my bro and I had buffalo wings platter at New Year's Eve. And I would love to eat "crow". Take 555 Buffalo Wings to go!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Oh, fine, just pre-empt what I was going to write by six years. Bustard. And look, I've even read it before years ago! Bland... How did I not think of rhyming 'bland'? Shut up, Jeff. Just... just shut up! ;)
Agrimorfee - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Have a second helping from my comment of 5 years ago. (wow! the time does fly)
Agrimorfee - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Excuse me, 4 years ago.
tomario - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I had a little problem with buffalo as it is thee sylables and broken is two but i changeed it to buff'lo and it worked really well . nice parody 555
bobpiecheese - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) A bit repetitive, but not bad for a six-year-old song!
Glen S - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, outta the vault indeed. Well done these past seven years. Still nice soundalikes.
Below Average Dave - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, with the exception of the title, which appears in the song over and over and over again, your pacing was spot on--considering you "winged it" that is pretty impressive. I won't say it's hilarious, but it's a good parody.
Arwen - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...And...now I'm craving wings for lunch...and all I have is my microwave ravioli. You're a bastard. But this is fun!
Melanie Lee - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Good stuff. Loved the line "learn to lick the grease". A little rough on the pacing here and there. 4-5-5.
Invisible Boy - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ages) It's nice to have a body of work that allows you to "reach back" when one of these comps comes around. I found myself using the "buff'lo" pronounciation as well.
I suppose you thought of using the word "chicken", but passed on the idea. Good job.

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