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Song Parodies -> "Mount for Jews"
Original Song Title:
"Mountain Dew"
Original Performer:
Mountain Dew Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Mount for Jews"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Third Temple controversy...
Temple mount defined:
Jewish worship up top a crime
Set a block and things get hot
Muslims start throwing rocks!
Two opposing views
Now legal for the Jews
Mount Faithful is inclined
To train their Levites in this time
Make the Temple item stocks
Search for the Ark under those blocks
High Holy Days they choose
To march with Netanyahu!!!
Mount for Jews!
Mount Moriah sings the Temple blues
Jewish worship up top a crime
Set a block and things get hot
Muslims start throwing rocks!
Two opposing views
Now legal for the Jews
Mount Faithful is inclined
To train their Levites in this time
Make the Temple item stocks
Search for the Ark under those blocks
High Holy Days they choose
To march with Netanyahu!!!
Mount for Jews!
Mount Moriah sings the Temple blues
Note: in event of total war or earthquake to the Mount and Mosque, Israeli Merkava tanks supporting D9 armored dozers would demolish the Dome of the Rock in under 1 hr and reclaim the Mount for the Third Temple. Having won the legal right to worship earlier this year in court and with Netanyahu's blessing, this September there is to be a march on the Temple Mount by Jews and Christians to worship. It will be opposed and may start a ME war. The date falls on a blood red moon event and 2016 is a Jubilee year. The last two Jubilees resulted in the Balfour Declaration and the capture of Jerusalem. The Temple Mount Institute wants to start construction of the outer walls immediately. FYI
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