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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Honeydew"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Feelgood"

Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Honeydew"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
Rat-tailed Rizzo is a second hand guy
Deals down in Hollywood
Got Kermit The Frog,with Fozzie Bear
And they get some powdered goods
Jigsaw puzzles,that's a terrible thing
I hear Beaker's doin' O.K.
Ridew a taxi cab to the muppet labs
There are no candy canes

He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's the one that makes you feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's always be on Beaker's side

Beaker doesn't want to ignore
Miss Piggy's gettin paid
Gonzo wasn't wired,he's not tired
He is wearing some suede
Got a little hideaway,does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Sellin' sugar to the sweet,people on the street
Call this Gonzo's town

He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's the one that makes you feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's always be on Beaker's side

I got one thing you'll understand (Dr. Honeydew)
He's not what you'd call a glamorous man (Dr. Honeydew)
Got one thing that's easily understood (Dr. Honeydew)
He's the only one they call Dr. Honeydew
Oh, Yeah

He'll tell you he's the king of these science labs
Movin' up from Kermit's land
Came by his wealth as a matter of luck
Says he sometimes lend a hand
Two-time loser runnin' out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumor goin' round,Beaker's goin' down
This time it's gonna stick

He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's the one that makes you feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's always be on Beaker's side

Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand (Dr. Honeydew)
Some people call him a sightless man (Dr. Honeydew)
Let him introduce himself real good (Dr. Honeydew)
He's the only one they call Dr. Honeydew

I've got one thing you'll understand (Dr. Honeydew)
He's not what you'd call a glamourous man (Dr. Honeydew)
Got one thing that's easily understood (Dr. Honeydew)
He's the only one they call Dr. Honeydew

Dr. Honeydew (repeat)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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zfunky1 - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You can't go wrong mixing the muppets with an 80's hair band! I think you needed more work on the actual parody. Great pacing. This was cute but not very funny. 5-2-3.
Greg Hayes - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You know, I'm surprised more people haven't come up with parodies for Dr. Feelgood. It just seems it lends itself out saying "Make fun of me! I'm over the top!" I really like the "sightless man" line. I mean, why the heck does he need glasses anyway?

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