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Song Parodies -> "Christmas with Heathens"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas In Heaven"

Original Performer:

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas with Heathens"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

The OS was sung by Graham Chapman & Ensemble...FYI, I'm not here to preach anything. This is a joke, and if in fact you are an athiest or of a different religion, more power to you. I'm *sort* of a Christian I guess you could say...but I don't exclude or ignore anyone who isn't. I'll gladly listen to any arguments anyone has. So again, this is just for fun. A simple joke.
It's Christmas with heathens
Got no Christmas tree
Spend Christmas with heathens
No gifts for you or me
This Christmas these heathens
Don't praise that Jesus guy
But they're nice and fun,
And everyone, still eats the berry pie

It's Christmas with heathens,
Their stockings filled with coal
The local preacher sits and glowers
And says they've got no souls
There's gifts for the whole family
Except these heaten folks
There's PS3's and some new Wii's
And they think it's all a big joke

It's Christmas, It's Christmas with heathens!
Boring for them as can be...
Skip the gift display...each Christmas day
This Christmas, it's "Xmas" for heathens
Don't wanna show a display...of the Christian faith
On Christmas day...

*Song breaks off abruptly, picture zooms out to a showing of the Christmas Peanuts special*

Linus: And now, here's the meaning of Christmas...
(And you know where it goes from there ;) )
The ending there, for those who haven't seen the movie, is a refrence to the end of the film. Those who have seen it should know what I'm talking about...and again, this is a joke. No preaching/message is intended. Thanks for reading!

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AFW - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Good edgy stuff, here
Chris Pollman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW!
Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Chris P-I recently watched a horrible movie called History Of The World. Jokes are jokes
John Barry - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm pagan you a compliment on this tune.
Chris Pollman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann & John!
Yoidy - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not hangin' with the heathens, 'coz the pagans are having a much better party a block away! Funny stuff! 555
Ravyn Rant - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute! Am I the only one who lights up the Solstice Bonsai and buys very tiny presents to put under it? Gee, guess it is just me. Happy Solstichristmahannukwanzah, and anything else I might have forgotten.
Chris Pollman - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy & Ravyn!

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