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Song Parodies -> "Mystery Science Theater 2005"

Original Song Title:

"Mystery Science Theater 3000"

Original Performer:

Mike Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Mystery Science Theater 2005"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's about the parody of MST3K.
In the not too distant present
In the year 2005
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil mind

They hired a temp by the name of Collin
Just a regular Joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case
So they conked him on the noggin
And they shot him into space

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (La La La!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Collin can't control
Where the movies begin or end (La La La!)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends


Cambot (Bonjour!)
Gypsy (Hola!)
Tom Servo (Guten Tag!)
Croooow (Konichiwa!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La La La!)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax for

Mystery Science Theater 2005!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.2

Total Votes: 4

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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The Pomfret - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
It has been a long time since I've MST3K'd, but this looks like the original theme song word for word. Word for word! Somebody do something.
Ravyn - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
The "parody of MST3K"? Huh?
Kevin Dunlap - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, you changed the year? hmm...
mmcm312 - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, K.D.
Torgo - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

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