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Song Parodies -> "Eat it"

Original Song Title:

"Beat it"

Original Performer:

Micheal Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Eat it"

Parody Written by:

Weird Al

The Lyrics

Weird Al, A comedy legend to me!
How come your always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no captain crunch don't want no raisin bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So Eat it
Just Eat it

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what food you hate
You wont get no desert till you clean up your plate
So Eat it

DONT YOU TELL ME YOUR FULL

Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken have some more pie
It dosen't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it oooh
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it oooh

Your Table manners are a cryin shame
You're playin with your food like it's some kinda game
Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So Eat it

I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE FULL

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)

(guitar solo)

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Any idiot can copy-and-paste an already-known parody, and this one did.
Anonymous - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I know what you mean, there is only one "Weird Al" Yankovic and I'm sure that whoever posted this, was not him.
Weird Al Fan - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I am sorry, I apologize, I checked and the name "anonymous" has been used by another user, and I posted under his/her name before I knew that. I am terribly sorry! :-(
Matthias - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Weird Al Fan. That's not the point. The point is that the rules make it very clear that there are to be no parodies of Weird Al or Bob Rivers or any known parodist on this site. Which means technically this shouldn't be here and Chucky must have overlooked it by accident.
Weird Al Fan - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't fully understand, I know now that someone cannot post a parody that Weird Al or Bob Rivers, etc. has done here, but what say if I wanted to do a parody of a "original" song that "Weird Al" Yankovic has written? Such as "Dare To Be Stupid" or "UHF"?
Harold Fuccerman - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Doing a parody of an original song that Weird Al has wrote is okay. I've done several myself, actually. :D Check them out!

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