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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Dance"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Wilder

The Lyrics

Written for an upcoming wedding at which the Chicken Dance will be done.
Chickens can dance if they wanna
They can leave the hens behind
Because the hens don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no hens of mine
Chickens can go where they wanna
A place where hunters will never find
And they can act like they come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
They can dance

Chickens can go where they wanna
The night is plump and so are thighs
As long as people don't eat
The white or dark meat
Chickens will not get fried
Chickens can act as they wanna
If they don't nobody will
And they can act real rude and totally removed
The roosters can act like imbeciles

Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance
Everything is out of control
Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance
They're doing it from fowl to fowl
Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance
Chickens don't have no hands
Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance
Chickens can take the chance

Do the Chicken dance
Yes chicken dance

C H I C K E N Chicken Dance

Chickens can dance if they wanna
They got all their life and mine
As long as they abuse it
Never gonna lose it
And everything will work out fine
Chickens can dance if they wanna
They can leave the hens behind
Because the hens don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no hens of mine

Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance
Everything is out of control
Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance
They're doing it from fowl to fowl
Chickens can dance
Chickens can dance

Chicken dance
Do the Chicken dance
C H I C K E N Chicken Dance

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Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
He He, with an open bar dosen't eveyone end up doing the Chicken Dance...
Cryptic Wizard - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad...cute concept, but what would have helped is some more of your own words in place of the original lines (mostly the last verse).

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