I'll try to get some Bavarian creme
From my nearest bakery
I told the baker, is it available?
He said "yes, we have" to me

Something had caught my eye
That's what I'm looking for
Nobody can deny
I'll get one for dessert, I'm like

It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake

When I just came home, I put away
Bavarian creme-filled donuts
While my wife's putting away my cake
And a case of salted peanuts

Although I'm feeling hungry
My wife is baking muffins
Just then, my nephew Ronnie
Came here and saw something, he said

It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake

I called for pizza from Domino's
Then I'll whip out cans of Monster
I'll tune in to my favorite TV show
Some reruns of The Munsters

My neighbors will come here soon
Possibly at this finest hour
Some blonde girl named June
Came with her boyfriend Howard, they say

It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake

It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake, it's a cheesecake
It's a cheesecake