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Song Parodies -> "Where Can I Pee Now?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now?"

Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"Where Can I Pee Now?"

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The Lyrics

This is something that has been rolling around in my head for about ten years. Dedicated to anyone who has been on the freeway looking for a bathroom (and did not consider pulling off and just going).
I tried to pee at a roadside store
Stage fright. Don't have to go no more.
After five minutes more advance.
I'm on the road, and I'm gonna pee my pants.
All I have is an empty cup;
Better not try, I'll quickly fill it up
I'm best off if I hold it in,
Don't let it out – or it's what I'll sit in.

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

Where can I pee 'cause my stomach's sore?
No rest stop, perhaps I'll use the floor
If I pee there I'll mop all day
I'll be mad, floor mats will be pee stained.
I see no harm if I wet myself
Might make them question my mental health
I wish I could do the pee-pee dance
Anything, so I don't juice my pants!


Is that a gas station with a bathroom?
I think I'll go and see.
It has a pad lock securing the door
And no one has the key



Oh Where can I pee now?
Oh Where can I Where can I
Where can I pee now?
Oh No! No! No!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
hehehehe...."Don't let it out " or it's what I'll sit in." was priceless. 555
raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on the toilet humor parody! Come check out mine, which is "I Couldn't Stop Shitting."

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