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Song Parodies -> "Spooking the Females (Spooking With Emails)"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now?"

Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"Spooking the Females (Spooking With Emails)"

The Lyrics

It seems Internet programs are upgrading every week, why not one for Halloween psychos to download themselves to their victims?
Spooky old me, shocking you with gore.
Scare the dames with wolf howls. Hear me roar!
Pant real deep, under sheet of white.
A scary knife, your skin, I'll peel a slice.
All I wish is to eat your bones.
Slay a dame, won't you please wail and moan.
Update 9: You'll hang outside.
Don't log off! ...My spooky fun denied.

Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.

Spooky old me, shocking cyber-whores.
Tape ghost sounds: webcams detract from horror .
All girls fear e-shocks today.
You'll be spammed, my dear! Delete? No way!
Your running blood depletes your health.
And coughing lungs? You'll await parental help.
I'll spike your beer with this Percocet.
You'll succumb over Internet!

Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.

How does my plan work from acres away?
How do I throttle thee?
Hey, it's this future technology.
New updates every week.


Ghostly wailing: Wo-oo-oo!

Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.
Spooking the females. Spooking with emails.

(Ahhhhh! No! No!)
Spooking the females.
(Ahhhhh!...*death rattle!*)
Spooking them! Spooking them!
(Ahhhhh! No! No!)
Spooking the females.
(Ahhhhhh! He's bursting through my computer screen!)

"I love Murder Email v2.0 for it's cheap rates, and the blood washes right off when travelling back through cyberspace!" -Jason, satisfied Murder Email v2.0 customer.

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Know 1 can hear you dream - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You have the brains of a Big League American entreprenour Jake! Why should kids dress up, go out, ring the neighbours bells etc when they can stay home, order pizza and do all that "hard work" over the internet? :-)

DKTOS but a nice read.
Ashkicksass - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You're such a little freak, Jakey. But you did a fabulous job here!
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Luke...I am NOT your father! 555
Stuart McArthur - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Brave, as an Aussie, to be trying to improve Halloween, Luke - go for it - 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
K1CHYD-LOL! Instead of a razor blade in the apple, there'll be a worm in your Apple!
Ashkicksass-don't worry, you're still a freak too.
Johnny D- A recent paternity study in Australia sees 1 in 4 dads finding out they haven't fathered their children. So you may be eating your words!
Stuart McArthur- Next I endeavour to improve on Thanksgiving!

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