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Song Parodies -> "I'm So Clumsy--Ow!"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now"

Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"I'm So Clumsy--Ow!"

Parody Written by:

Nope In Aim (Say it fast, people)

The Lyrics

If you see me falling to the floor
Run along, don't point at me no more
On bright days or on darkest nights
I fall a lot--my balance isn't right
I prefer not to break a bone
To avoid--paid health care in my home
Pre-mi--ums will soar sky high
Not insured--around a Slip 'n Slide

'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Just so clumsy--Ow!
Just hit a tree, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

I don't play golf, but often yell 'Fore!'
So its safe--when I open the door
Frisbee time, but I can't play
Ankle twist--in bed I'll have to stay
Done lots of harm, mostly to myself
But don't stand close, I can't guarantee your health
You see, I once maimed a childhood friend
She's still mad--her arm didn't mend

'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Just so clumsy--Ow!
Steer clear of me, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

I had some skates, but mom threw them away
I broke my whole body
And in the future psychics do see
Days filled with injury



'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Really clumsy--Ow!
Warned not to ski, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

(Ahhhhh... oh no!)
I'm so clumsy--ow!

(Ahhhhh... cr-ash!)
Hard granite...hurts can't it?

(Ahhhhh... oh no!)
I'm so clumsy--ow!

(Ahhhhhh crash, boom, bang--waah waah waah...)

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