Traveling in a dark blue Saturn
I-95, two dollar toll
The toll lady asked me if I would return
To the land as cold as the North Pole
Then she asked...

Do you come from the land Down East?
Where snow does fall and they say 'cah'
Certainty last but not least
You can always get some wicked good lobstah

Buying a car from a man in Texas
I said, "I'm really looking for a Lexus."
I pointed and said, "How about that cah?
He just smiled and said, "Don't forget your...bumpah stickah."
Then he said...

I come from the land Down East
Where snow does fall and they say 'cah'
Certainty last but not least
You can always get some wicked good lobstah
Ayuh!

Called my friend down in Massachusetts
He said, "How about a visit?"
I said, "yea, why not, sure."
"Just have to drive through the state of New Hampshire."
Then he said "Ohhh..."

You come from the land Down East
Where snow does fall and they say 'cah'
Certainty last but not least
You can always get some wicked good lobstah

I am living in the land Down East
Where snow does fall and they say 'cah'
Certainty last but not least
You can always get some wicked good lobstah