Making Love In The Movies
Cara And Me Were Slipping Tounge
She Is A Nice Lady, She Makes Me Nervous
We Went To See A New Film
And We Did

We Went To See Town Thunder
With Paul Hogan From Down Under
And John Travolta From Rydell High
You Better Run And Better Take Cover

Taking Thread From A Man From Brazil
He Was Eight Feet Tall And Less Big Muscles
I Said, "Don't You Speak A Foul Word"
He Smiled And Gave Me A John Mellencamp CD
And He Said

I Went To See Town Thunder
With Paul Hogan From Down Under
And John Travolta From Rydell High
You Better Run And Better Take Cover

Talking To A Girl From Bombay
With A Bad Singing Voice, And Not Much To Say
I Said To The Girl, "Are You Trying To Kiss Me?"
Because I Saw The Movie Called This
And I Said

I Went To See Town Thunder
With Paul Hogan From Down Under
And John Travolta From Rydell High
You Better Run And Better Take Cover