Song Parodies -> Joining The Hellfire Club
| Original Song Title: | "Down Under" |
| Original Performer: | Men at Work |
| Parody Song Title: | "Joining The Hellfire Club" |
| Parody Written by: | The Eggman |
Before the Illuminati from the cartoon ,Gargoyles,before that strange club in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and way before "Fight Club",there was this place,in the pages of X-men.This is for all the people who tried to join the Hellfire Club----and failed....
Late one evening,I knock on the door,
A woman named Emma*,lets me in.
Flash of light later,I'm on the floor.
With her high heel on my chest,she begins(to say-)
.
"You've come to the Club Hellfire!
Seeking answers to your desires.
You just might set your soul on fire
Trying to grab ultimate power!"
.
I'm lead to initiation(hope Emma was pleased!)
Man named Sebastian**,shakes my hand.
Clam-crushing grip-brings me to my knees
This might not be going as I planned(then he say-)
.
"Welcome to the Club Hellfire!
It's a place to fufill your desires
Here,you can set your soul on fire
In a bid for ultimate power"
.
A steely grip leads me to the backroom
A lady named Selene***,bids me in.
Looks at me ,up and down,licks her lips(again.)
Heralding a situation I could not win(then she say-)
.
"Here's the secret of Club Hellfire(um yeah-yeah!)
Lowly humans serve OUR desires!
In here,your life will soon expire!
For the first course,I'll dine on your lifeforce!"
A woman named Emma*,lets me in.
Flash of light later,I'm on the floor.
With her high heel on my chest,she begins(to say-)
.
"You've come to the Club Hellfire!
Seeking answers to your desires.
You just might set your soul on fire
Trying to grab ultimate power!"
.
I'm lead to initiation(hope Emma was pleased!)
Man named Sebastian**,shakes my hand.
Clam-crushing grip-brings me to my knees
This might not be going as I planned(then he say-)
.
"Welcome to the Club Hellfire!
It's a place to fufill your desires
Here,you can set your soul on fire
In a bid for ultimate power"
.
A steely grip leads me to the backroom
A lady named Selene***,bids me in.
Looks at me ,up and down,licks her lips(again.)
Heralding a situation I could not win(then she say-)
.
"Here's the secret of Club Hellfire(um yeah-yeah!)
Lowly humans serve OUR desires!
In here,your life will soon expire!
For the first course,I'll dine on your lifeforce!"
*Emma Frost is a mutant telepath known as the White Queen of the Hellfire Club.**Sebastian Shaw is a mutant with the power turn physical attacks on his person into superhuman strength.he was also known as the Black King of the HellFire Club.***Selene(no last name) A mutant who is a psychic vampire who was also known as th Black Queen of the HellFire Club.As you can see ,I stopped reading the comic regulary around 10 years ago !
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