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Song Parodies -> "Joining The Hellfire Club"

Original Song Title:

"Down Under"

Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"Joining The Hellfire Club"

Parody Written by:

The Eggman

The Lyrics

Before the Illuminati from the cartoon ,Gargoyles,before that strange club in the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and way before "Fight Club",there was this place,in the pages of X-men.This is for all the people who tried to join the Hellfire Club----and failed....
Late one evening,I knock on the door,
A woman named Emma*,lets me in.
Flash of light later,I'm on the floor.
With her high heel on my chest,she begins(to say-)
"You've come to the Club Hellfire!
Seeking answers to your desires.
You just might set your soul on fire
Trying to grab ultimate power!"
I'm lead to initiation(hope Emma was pleased!)
Man named Sebastian**,shakes my hand.
Clam-crushing grip-brings me to my knees
This might not be going as I planned(then he say-)
"Welcome to the Club Hellfire!
It's a place to fufill your desires
Here,you can set your soul on fire
In a bid for ultimate power"
A steely grip leads me to the backroom
A lady named Selene***,bids me in.
Looks at me ,up and down,licks her lips(again.)
Heralding a situation I could not win(then she say-)
"Here's the secret of Club Hellfire(um yeah-yeah!)
Lowly humans serve OUR desires!
In here,your life will soon expire!
For the first course,I'll dine on your lifeforce!"

*Emma Frost is a mutant telepath known as the White Queen of the Hellfire Club.**Sebastian Shaw is a mutant with the power turn physical attacks on his person into superhuman strength.he was also known as the Black King of the HellFire Club.***Selene(no last name) A mutant who is a psychic vampire who was also known as th Black Queen of the HellFire Club.As you can see ,I stopped reading the comic regulary around 10 years ago !

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Worst attempt at pacing I have ever seen.

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