-> "Heaven Help Me! Grandma's got her HEAD CHEESE on"
Original Song Title:
"Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Heaven Help Me! Grandma's got her HEAD CHEESE on"
The Lyrics
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For the graphic sight *
Ole Grandma's cooking
I know it bites! **
I turn my knose
And then watch her
'Til she's gone ***
Lord, have mercy
Grandma's got her Head Cheese on! [the table]
Reeling from the pig slop
Turned off by the meat?
Open up the windows
So I can breathe
A bit unerving
Serving up her Souse & Brawn
Heaven help me
Grandma's Baby's got her Head Cheese on
She can't help it if I hate the taste
I'm not to blame if it goes to waste
She ain't really trying to cause me pain
It's just not not for me
Aw, My Grams can't help it
Look down on Mom's street
By the Deli stand
There's a group of Hebrews
And no myst'ry Spam ****
But it don't look like
Grandma's doing something wrong
Help!, Yeshua
Grandma's got her Souse and Brawn
She can't help it if ain't gourmet
Who takes the blame when it's cooked that way?
She ain't really trying to cause tomain
It just comes Pastured free
Aw, "My Grams" can't help it
Caught in a corner
And I'm forced to try *****
Everybody's looking
As I get light *****
They turn their heads
And they watch me till It's gone
Lord, have mercy
Grandma's got her Head Cheese wrong
Heaven help me
Help me keep this Head Cheese down ******
* I get sick, just looking at it
** Big time
*** Here Fido bite this, good dog.
**** Unlike myself
***** Do I have tah?
****** I've made an @ss of myself with these asterisks
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