-> "Testicle Reeling"
Original Song Title:
"Sexual Healing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Testicle Reeling"
The Lyrics
I still love you baby, cumquat may
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Whoah honey, would you get off I'm tired
Honey, I'm not some kinda robot
You hurt my cumquats
And honey, I'm not some beast of burden
They're really burnin'and hurtin'
Now I'm slumped over kneeling
With my testicles reeling
Testicles reeling, yeah honey
Hope you liked the ride
Now that my eggs are fried
Testicle reeling honey, is painful, see
Testicle reeling is nothin' but agony
Whenever you're on top I'm bawling
While your bedroom insatiability is crushing me
There is nothing I can do
When I'm pinned to a waterbed but give you love lady, and
Baby, I know you just want to thrill me
But love you're giving is killing me
Girl you don't know the pain your dealing
And I can't tell you, darling, with my testicle's reeling
Come on, come on, come on, come on - Glad you got off, alright!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on - Girl it hurt so right
Honey, I feel like a midget
Speed bagged my nuggets with a diamond ring
Honey, have you checked my boxers?
My boys need nurses and doctor's
Now I'm slumped over kneeling
With my testicles reeling
Testicles reeling, is agony
Hurts me when I cough, inside my guts
Do you mind getting off, you are on my nuts
Testicle reeling, honey, is agony
Testicle reeling is nothing but agony
Oh It's agony, man is it agony
Whoa! Nellie Whoa!
Don't rape me girl, just rock my world
With a Broncho Bill ride but don't be breaking it
Honey, oh I almost died
When you're in the sack, you're a nymphomaniac
Honey, I should know
I'm Bozzo when you go rodeo
Come on, come on, come on, come on - let's stay friends, alright?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on - there's tommorrow night
(Hear me my darling)
You're boffo when you go rodeo
Still I'm slumped over kneeling
With my testicles reeling
I really hate this feeling
I hate testicle reeling
Oh how I hate testcile reeling,
'Cause it hurts so bad
Testicle reeling, dammit
Girl, you crushed my nads!
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