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Song Parodies -> "You Know Chavsters Are Gay"

Original Song Title:

"At The End Of The Day"

Original Performer:

Lés Miserables

Parody Song Title:

"You Know Chavsters Are Gay"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

You know Chavsters are gay and a waste of oxygen
And they can be summed as 'self-obsessed whore'
Want to strangle, it's a war
And there's nothing that anyone's doing
One more day watching them fight, what is it for?
One day less to be living.

You know Chavsters are gay, another fight started
And the anti-social behaviour is the kill
And the police hurry past
They don't hear the little ones crying
And the winter is coming on fast, ready to chill
One day nearer to dying!

You know Chavsters are gay, there's another day dawning
And the sun in the morning is waiting to rise
Like the waves crash on the sand
Like a storm that'll break any second
There's a hunger in the land
There's a reckoning still to be reckoned and
There's gonna be hell to pay
You know Chavsters are gay!

[The foreman and workers, including Fantine, emerge from the factory]

You know Chavsters are gay, they do nothing for nothing
Sitting flat on your butt doesn't break any rules

There are children back at home

And the children have to go to school

And they're lucky they haven't yet met

The Chavsters brawl!

And we're counting our blessings!

Have you seen how the Chavsters are fuming today?
With their terrible breath and their wandering hands?

It's because little fortunes won't give them their way

Take a look at his trousers, you'll see where he stands!

And the boss, he never knows
That the Chavsters are always in heat

If the world doesn't look out
Watch how we goes
They'll take over the street!

You know Chavsters are gay, it's not even worth fighting
With enough in their pocket to last for a week
Mob the landlord, mob the shop
Keep on grafting as long as they're able
Keep on grafting till they drop
Or it's back to the crumbs off the table
You've got to pay your way
You know Chavsters are gay!

[CHAVETTE (Grabbing a letter from a woman)]
And what have we here, little innocent sister?
Come on madame, let's have all the news!

[Reading the letter]

Ooh..."Dear Fantine you must send us more money...
Your child needs a doctor...
There's no time to lose..."

Give that letter to me
It is none of your business
With a husband at home
And a bit on the side!
Is there anyone here
Who can swear before God
She has nothing to fear?
She has nothing to hide?

[They fight over the letter. Valjean (M. Madeleine) rushes on to break up the squabble.]

Will someone tear these two apart
What is this fighting all about?
This is a factory, not a circus!
Now, come on ladies, settle down
I run a business of repute
I am the Police of this town

[To the foreman]
I look to you to sort this out
And be as patient as you can-

[He goes back into the factory]

Now someone say how this began!

At the end of the day
She's the one who began it!
There's a kid that she's hiding
In some little town
There's a man she has to pay
You can guess how she picks up the extra
You can bet she's earning her keep
Sleeping around
And the boss wouldn't like it!

Yes it's true there's a child
And the child is my daughter
And her father abandoned us
Leaving us flat
Now she lives with an innkeeper man
And his wife
And I pay for the child
What's the matter with that?

At the end of the day
She'll be nothing but trouble
And there's trouble for all
When there's trouble for one!
While we're earning our daily bread
She's the one with her hands in the butter
You must send the slut away
Or we're all gonna end in the gutter
And it's us who'll have to pay

I know Chavsters are gay!

I might have known the bitch could bite
I might have known the cat had claws
I might have guessed your little secret
Ah yes, the virtuous Fantine
Who keeps herself so pure and clean
You'd be the cause I had no doubt
Of any trouble hereabout
You play a virgin in the light
But need no urgin' in the night.

She's been laughing at you
While she's having her men

She'll be nothing but trouble again and again

You must sack her today

Sack the girl today!

Right my girl. On your way!

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 6

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Alex Morris - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good. Bravo. 5s.
Ethan Mawyer - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I know the original very well because I'm trying to make a full length parody of Les Mis. And a lot of the parody is exactly the same as the original.

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