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Song Parodies -> "Spayed You, Fixed Me"

Original Song Title:

"Say You, Say Me"

Original Performer:

Lionel Richie

Parody Song Title:

"Spayed You, Fixed Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A sad dog reflects back on the days before his owners chopped his balls off and he was the king of the neighborhood
Spayed you, fixed me
Once scored with hot strays
Now a sad sap with fleas
Spayed you, fixed me
We both got nurtured crazily

I am a dog, I am a male dog
Hunting like a shark to make the ladies bark
My owners paid to go mutilate
Now without my balls I pout and slump in my doghouse

Spayed you, fixed me
Looked back on those days
Of me humping your knee
Spayed you, fixed me
This is such torture, Painfully

See that cat frown he wants some pussy
But his owners got him too so a dead rat’s in your shoe
Serve tuna cans but he’ll still scratch your hand
His junk won’t heal its gone away
Hacks a hairball up to say: "I hate you"

Spayed you, fixed me
You people are crazed
There’s no puppies for me!
Spayed you, fixed me
Loathe you Bob Barker, Game show freak!

Cats once prowled like wild panthers- Oh no
But now those girls are not romancing
This bites- We’re after you
Your nuts we will be cleaving –Oh yes
And scoring at the bar as a eunuch is hard

Spayed you, fixed me
You will be amazed
When there’s vengeance from me
Spayed you, fixed me
I’ll hear you holler: “My testes!!!”

You'd better cower, Hide from me!

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