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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 5. Ain't You Jealous?"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't No Tellin'"

Original Performer:

Lewis Storey

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 5. Ain't You Jealous?"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

well, apparently some copyright-happy people at youtube removed the account responsible for posting this OS, as it is gone and now, I can't find any real source to listen to it! therefore, I had to construct this parody from memory! if anybody read my previous takes on this OS, and listened to the link I provided while it was still up, you may have to go by memory as well, to judge the pacing. I'll probably retire this OS for a bit, until I can either get my hands on the album, or it finds it's way to youtube again...
parody concerns a little brat of a kid, bragging to another, nicer kid that he gets more presents every Christmas. however, his fortunes are about to change... please enjoy!
alas, no link to the OS. it's gone, for now, but not forgotten!
saw last year's gifts, and you don't know why
I've so many, 'cause I pout, and I cry
well, my buddy, yeah, that much is true
Tell Me, Ain't You Jealous, I've More Gifts Than You?

it's too easy, every year I score
yeah, every Christmas guarantees I get more
you can keep bein' a goody-two-shoes
But, Now, Ain't You Jealous, I've More Gifts Than You?

that man's crazy, he says "Ho Ho Ho!"
believe it or not, he don't know
how I behave at home
a scam too good to be true
Yeah, So, Ain't You Jealous, I've More Gifts Than You?

all my presents, they were in the past
this year, I got nothin' nope, nothin' but coal out the @$$
I've learned my lesson, guess I'll be good, too
So I Can Get Presents, Next Christmas, Like You!

may go crazy, dude says "Ho Ho Ho!"
turns out that he really DID know
how I behave at home
that is why, while sad, but true
That I'm Kinda Jealous, I've Less Gifts Than You

that's why it's sad, but it's true
That I'm Kinda Jealous, I've Less Gifts Than You
guess I'll learn to be good, too
'Cause I'm Kinda Jealous, I've Less Gifts Than You
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Pauli - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Crap OS, crap parody! That's what happens when you listen to bad music!
Jonathan - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
'80s country, bad? get out of my sight...
Rob Arndt - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Here's a gift of 555!
? - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
'80s Country, good music? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Really Bad Country Music - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/saving-country-musics-worst-country-songs-of-all-time/
Jonathan - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - thanks, mate!
? - '80s Country, GREAT Music! get out of my sight...
Jonathan - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
RBCM - thanks for helping prove my point! not a single one from the '80s on that list! new country DOES suck! although, seeing "Achy Breaky Heart" ranked with bro-country crap does irk me, a little. I'm not going to pretend ABH is some deep masterpiece, but it's just the right kind of mindless fun!

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