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Song Parodies -> "Demoncrat Song - I'll Destroy The USA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless The USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"Demoncrat Song - I'll Destroy The USA"

Parody Written by:

Proud NeoCon A True American

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to Cat, huff, the resident Demoncrat over at almttr.proboards26.com 'Big Chett Chet Chuck Huck Dave Bill Bob Michael Rosa Thingy Grouch Fonda Moore Kennedy Kerry Murtha Reid Pelosi Dead Man Waking Moonbat Meathead Emanymton Ema-Nincompoop DU Regina Daddy' and every whiny commie demoncrat terrorist out there that prefers to live off the backs of the rich.
If tomorrow all the things were gone,
Someone else worked for all my life.
For my SSDI and my girlfriend's welfare,
with my ten children and my girlfriend not my wife..

I'd thank my lucky stars,
to steal from the rich man today.
"Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
I will burn that away.

And I'm proud to be unAmerican,
well this I do believe.
Karl Marx, and all of his
wondrous communist pleas.

And I'll gladly throw up,
at America and all she stands for today.
"Cause there ain't no doubt I loathe this land,
I'll destroy the USA.

From the Lawyers of the ACLU,
Lawsuits against the state.
We really hate students thanking Jesus,
We want separation of Church and State..

From the rich down to the poor,
we'll make Christians pay.
We'll show Jesus the out door,
and its time we stand and say.

That I'm proud to be unAmerican,
Only infidels and heathen should be free
And I won't forget the lawers who tried,
to keep Jesus from being preached.

And I'll gladly file lawsuits,
With the ACLU against all Christians still today.
"Cause there ain't no doubt I loathe this land,
I'll destroy the USA

And I'm proud to be unAmerican,
I want everyone to believe.
All blacks were beaten,
by every slave owner that ever lived.

And I'll gladly smoke crack,
collect retributions and throw tantrums still today.
"Cause there ain't no doubt I loathe this land,
I'll destroy the USA

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Michael McVey - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing could be better, but the parody is quite funny and makes some valid points. One area where I have to disagree, though: the slave owners of the 1800s were not good people. I don't support reparation because the modern generation had nothing to do with slavery, but slavery was a bad, bad thing and one of the blackest stains (no pun intended) on your country's history.-- MM
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder if this was a "plant," designed to make right-wingers look even worse than they really are. After all, even the most wicked of "conservatives" usually has a sense of humor. This is just blatant stupidity. It's as if the man I believe Bush to be tried to write a parody -- or as if I was trying to type out how I believe Bush actually (excuse my looseness with the language) thinks. But if this is a sincere effort, then it may just be the worst politically-themed parody in Amiright history.
Rex - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
You know who's a plant? Ann Coulter
Proud NeoCon A true American - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Big Chett Chet Chuck Huck Dave Bill Bob Michael Rosa Thingy Grouch Fonda Moore Kennedy Kerry Murtha Reid Pelosi Dead Man Waking Moonbat Meathead Emanymton Ema-Nincompoop DU Regina Daddy Does this parody hit a little too close to home, demoncrat? That you hate America and all she stands for today, including God & capitalism? That you blame all of America's problems on Rich White American Men? Tou hate the fact that Bill Cosby speaks the truth and try to discredit him at every turn, yet Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson and all of those black demoncrats of the NAALCP should be praised even though they are racist and want words like 'refugee' banned because it's 'racist'? You are just nothing more than a typical demoncrat shill. Michael McVey, I agree, slavery was and still is wrong. But that doesn't change the fact the demoncrats are trying to make it look like all blacks were beaten, and that all slave owners were beating their slaves. There a few that were beaten, a few that were somewhat abused, a few that nothing happened to them, and even a few that were treated as family. s a matter of fact, after the civil war, a few blacks went back to their former masters as they felt like they were almost a part of the family. The demoncrats don't want that side told in history, as it doesn't fit in with their socialist/communist agenda.
Immoral Liberal - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good call Mr. Pacholek - this is a Terhune or friend of Terhune parody. She and her fundamentalist nuts search the "liberal" Internet message boards and spew their right-wing rhetoric. Because Terhune was "outed" on her last attempt, I suspect she has taken on a different form; perhaps with a little help from her friends.
UnAmerican - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Long live Marx, I read him everyday. Jesus is dead and the ACLU lives. Keep praying Neo-Nazi, keep praying. It won't be long until Alfred E. Newman and his death squad is out of the White House.
Marx, Grouchy - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Gotta love those Neo-Clowns, they are just so funny. I was gonna waste my time with a long-winded, drawn-out de-construction of this pathetic crud-pie of a parody, but it's just so pointlessly lame that I won't waste my time, and no one else ought to, either. Nobody but absolute, certified Kool-Aid Drinkers are into buying this crapola anymore, anyway. And "Up" is "Down" and "Out" is "In" in their Bizarro World so I think it's best to just leave them alone to their weird-assed, nonsensical fantasies. No vote.
Rex - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, who is leaving comments using my name?
Ann Coulter - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Me.
Proud NeoCon A true American - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Keep proving how intellectually bankrupt you really are demoncrats, Nazi=National Socialist. Demoncrat=socialist pig. In other words, neo-nazi=demoncrat.
Reviewer of this parody - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
"We really hate students thanking Jesus, We want separation of Church and State.." I guess this was suppose to be funny? Hmmm you basically are quoting what Osama and other fascist countries want. A country based on on single religion... not funny just stupid. Only infidels and heathen should be free -- and this proves my point... Okay, Infidels and heathens should be free.... the "infidels" it makes me laugh... Everything is written in sarcasm; I believe this is your intent. So you think all of us "infidels should not be free? You know the meaning of the word, infidels: those that are not from the middle east; land of Islam. You know that most likely includes you not just me. Okay you are just like all religious fanatics, ie Bin Laden. I want everyone to believe. All blacks were beaten, by every slave owner that ever lived. --- So, I guess in your opinion slavery was the best thing since sliced bread? Oh wait no, I just got it, it just wasn't as bad as it was made out to be. Whatever! Slavery of any kind is not very ethical! I'd thank my lucky stars, to steal from the rich man today --- So you feel the poor people of America are stealing from the rich. Hold that thought: You reference alot about Jesus. Don't you know what his teachings were? You put wealth above a lot of stuff and liken it to Christianity... Sadly you don't really understand the religion you proclaim needs to be protected. "A rich man can enter the kingdom of God just as easily as he can pass through the eye of a needle."-- Jesus Christ. I don't like communism at all, because it obviously goes against human nature. We can see what happened with Russia and several other communist attempts. But you show your own dislike towards communism in this parody: And I'm proud to be unAmerican, well this I do believe. Karl Marx, and all of his wondrous communist pleas. Yet again, you reference Jesus being shut out the door out of this country. If you really were true Christians, what Jesus actually tought, it was to give away your wealth, and share evenly... oh wait that's communism.-- and it is implied you don't like communism. That's okay neither do I. But the whole thing doesn't add up... it leaves me confused... is this a 12 year old girl or boy who wrote this? Your parody is really poorly thought out, only high strung republicans or radical right wing people would find this funny-- because it has no logic, and it has many false motifs. In fact, you end up making it sound worse in the decoded sarcasm. Really bad.
Reviewer of this parody - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
"We really hate students thanking Jesus, We want separation of Church and State.." I guess this was suppose to be funny? Hmmm you basically are quoting what Osama and other fascist countries want. A country based on single religion... not funny just stupid. Only infidels and heathen should be free -- and this proves my point... Okay, Infidels and heathens should be free.... the "infidels" it makes me laugh... Everything is written in sarcasm; I believe this is your intent. So you think all of us "infidels should not be free? You know the meaning of the word, infidels: those that are not from the middle east; land of Islam. You know that most likely includes you not just me. Okay you are just like all religious fanatics, ie Bin Laden. I want everyone to believe. All blacks were beaten, by every slave owner that ever lived. --- So, I guess in your opinion slavery was the best thing since sliced bread? Oh wait no, I just got it, it just wasn't as bad as it was made out to be. Whatever! Slavery of any kind is not very ethical... therefore not very funny. I'd thank my lucky stars, to steal from the rich man today --- So you feel the poor people of America are stealing from the rich. Hold that thought: You reference alot about Jesus. Don't you know what his teachings were? You put wealth above a lot of stuff and liken it to Christianity... Sadly you don't really understand the religion you proclaim needs to be protected. "A rich man can enter my father's kingdom just as easily as he can pass through the eye of a needle."-- Jesus Christ. I don't like communism at all, because it obviously goes against human nature. We can see what happened with Russia and several other communist attempts. But you show your own dislike towards communism in this parody: And I'm proud to be unAmerican, well this I do believe. Karl Marx, and all of his wondrous communist pleas. Yet again, you reference Jesus being shut out the door out of this country. If you really were true Christians, what Jesus actually taught, it was to give away your wealth, and share evenly within a group... oh wait that's communism.-- and it is implied you don't like communism. That's okay neither do I. But the whole thing doesn't add up... it leaves me confused... are you a 12 year old girl or boy who wrote this? Your parody is really poorly thought out, only high strung republicans or radical right wing people would find this funny-- because it has no logic, and it has many false motifs. In fact, you end up making it sound worse in the decoded sarcasm. Really bad.
Proud NeoCon A true American - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Reviewer, this whole thing is from the perspective of a demoncrat. The ACLU hates anything that has to do with Jesus. Although slavery was wrong, the actions that happened is being rewritten by demoncrats to make all slave owners white and that they beat their slaves. NOT ALL SLAVES WERE BEATEN. Not to mention the demoncrats are in favor of socialism and communism, by placing the tax burden on the rich. Basically it is saying, using history, that the demoncrats hate America and all she stand for.
Proud NeoCon A true American - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW, the scripture you used is usually taken out of context. It was referring to someone that was trying to corner him. The bible also mentions "If you don't work, you don't eat." Again, what I was para-phrasing was the Atheists Communists Liberals Union. It is the ACLU that is against Christians, but for sick groups like NAMBLA.
Dylan Baranski - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Are you Republican? If not, are you interested in joining the Republicrat Party? P.S., Republicrats against Sheldon Whitehouse! Heed the message!
Ter-Loon - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm an extreme right-wing, bible-thumping, gun toting, perverted, Mel Gibson worshipping fascist who wants to establish a theorcracy in America where everyone believes in Jesus and follows the bible passages that we decide everyone should follow. And I want you to know that I approve of this parody because the demoncrats and liberals are killing babies, taking away our freedoms, allowing gays to be married, trying to take out guns away, won't let us pray any time that we want to (like to begin the work day, in our public schools and hold group prayer when our subway stops between stations.). Nixon, Foley, Bush, North, Coulter, Abramoff, Haggard, Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, E. Howard Hunt, Clarence Thomas, Neil Horsely, Ronald Reagan, Rick "Hold my Dead Baby" Santorum, Dick Cheney, Dan Quaylee, Spiro Agnew, all participants in Watergate & the Iran-Contra scandal.
demoncrat - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm an extreme liberal shill, bible-burning, anti-gun, perverted, Karl Marx/Osama Bin Laden worshiping demoncrat who wants to see America destroyed by making Christianity illegal and when we take over America you must give all of your wealth or you will be killed. I hate this parody because it speaks the truth. WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The constitutions says Freedom From Religion as congress can pass laws prohibiting, but not respecting religion, and only militia's can have guns and.... Oh, that's out of context well destroy the constitution, it doesn't fit into the communist manifesto anyways. We love our comrades Bill & Hillary Clinton, Al Gore,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry,Jack Murtha, Harry Reid, Nanci Pelosi, Karl Marx, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, all members of the Taliban and hezbollah, and anyone that hates America.
Immoral Liberal - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Demoncrat - obviously you've never read the Constitution or as you call it "constitutions". Below is the First Amendment for your review (it can be found under the Bill of Rights). "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." Learn it, live it and don't continue to try to take it away. Got it?
Real American - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Demoncrat says: "We love our comrades Bill & Hillary Clinton, Al Gore,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry,Jack Murtha, Harry Reid, Nanci Pelosi . . ." vs. Ter-Loon: "Nixon, Foley, Bush, North, Coulter, Abramoff, Haggard, Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, E. Howard Hunt, Clarence Thomas, Neil Horsely, Ronald Reagan, Rick "Hold my Dead Baby" Santorum, Dick Cheney, Dan Quaylee, Spiro Agnew, all participants in Watergate & the Iran-Contra scandal." Demoncrat - is that all you have pal? As far as those who are detrimental to a democratic society, Ter-Loon's list is much more impressive. Here, let me help you demon buddy - how many people on Ter-Loon's list have been convicted of a felony, served or are serving prison time? How many on Ter-Loon's list have tried to circumvent the Constitution?
Proud Liberal - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing is terrible, and neocons like you are ruining this lovely country! This song sucks!!! Normally, I would try to debate neocon a-holes like you...but I'm tired right now, and you're not even worth my time. And why are you knocking the ACLU? We need our civil liberties and welfare programs to keep this country free and equal. I am a liberal, I am a socialist, and I'm proud to be an American! And no neocon blowjob will take my country or my faith (Christianity) from me!!! This is my country, and my faith!
USA1Patriot - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Proud, I think you found a theme song for each of the leftists that would rather destroy this country, rather than fight and die to protect it.
Edmund Fitzgerald - November 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Just a litle bit of history. According to the 1860 US census, the last conducted before the abolition of slavery, only 1.5% of Americans owned slaves and there were more free blackmen then there were slave owners. Sorry for confusing liberals with the facts.
Ethan Mawyer - November 02, 2008 - Report this comment
But very few slave owners owned just one slave, and plantation owners owned hundreds each. So what's your point? P.S. there are some criminals at the end of Demoncrat's list, but their only association with the Democratic party is from baseless accusations such as the ones found here. You can't say the same for Cheney, Nixon, Abramoff and others on ter-loon's list.
Proud Heathen - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Only infidels and heathen should be free? interesting you should put that up there Neocon as we pagans believe in equal rights for all, regardless of what religion, if any, an individual chooses. There might be one or two good points in this parody. However, it is overshadowed by all of the blatant lies in the rest of the song.

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