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Song Parodies -> "Slomps/Slowps in America"

Original Song Title:

"Kids in America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kim Wilde

Parody Song Title:

"Slomps/Slowps in America"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

This is a double parody. While ANTIFA is a bunch of snowflakes running around with Che T-Shirts, Black Lives Matter is a vicious mob covered with a false veneer of Civil Rights. Come on, people, this isn't the way to promote change! Slomp/Slowp - Stupid Lazy Obnoxious Minority/White people
Slomps/Slowps of America

(Sung to "Kids in America" - Kim Wilde)


Looking out on my parent gained wealth
no mental stealth; I sure need a place to vent
I don't pay rent but Trump's not my president!

Sipping cocoa safe in my Safe Space
hey, stupid snowflake we are the Human Race
You best step aside if you hate life's pace

(Right Now) The young ones are trolling
(As their) idiot ranks are growing

We're the Slomps in America (whoa)
We're the Slowps in America (whoa)
Watch us as we chase higher learning away!

ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter
minds are scattered; over Che and Sharpton they will swoon...
When class lets out its protest that afternoon!

BLM is a cultural blight
A vengeant mob with a false veneer of Civil Rights!
And MLK sure would say 'This isn't Right'!

(Foul mobs) will never gain justice!
(If you think) you'll know not to touch this!

We're the Slomps in America (whoa)
We're the Slowps in America (whoa)
Watch as we tear your society apart!

La la la la-la la-a
La la la la-la la, Derr!
La la la la-la la-a
La la la la-la la

ANTIFA (snowflakes raising fists)
They are masked like terrorists, what a shame..
If things are bad, they only have themselves to blame!
Outside some cities are burning
BLM yearnings will only be gained by laws
and not by your violent destructive cause!

Enabled by bad education!
Its a Snowflake conflagration!

We're the Slomps in America (whoa)
We're the Slowps in America (whoa)
Progress is only for those who wiull learn!
La la la la-la la-a
La la la la-la la, sing!
La la la la-la la-a
La la la la-la la
We're the Slomps
We're the Slowps
We're the Slomps in America
We're the Slowps
We're the Slomps
We're the Slowps in America
We're the Slomps
We're the Slowps
We're the Slomps in America


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Jonathan - May 15, 2017 - Report this comment
good one! if Trump's not your president, then go to another country! we had to deal with 8 years of Onumbnuts, if you can't survive 4 (hopefully 8) years with President Trump, then we've no need for you here! actually, I just found out that ABC cancelled Tim Allen's show "Last Man Standing." they gave some weak-@$$ excuse about "scheduling," but we all know it was because he's a Trump supporter! the "scheduling" thing is partially true I guess, they needed more room for more liberal agenda pushing schlock! 455

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