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Song Parodies -> "In Defense Of The Dixie Chicks"

Original Song Title:

"Would You Catch A Falling Star"

Original Performer:

John Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"In Defense Of The Dixie Chicks"

Parody Written by:

Ted Summers

The Lyrics

Their fanbase is now so small
from what it was six years ago
They spoke their minds when they talked
and country music told them no
Their opinions brought them harm
Nashville thinks they are so vile
I still recall their Texas charm
and how they sang and played had style

But now, the Chicks are fallen stars
their careers went crashing down
Don't you know how rednecks are?
Just wave the flag, and never doubt
So, Toby Keith's still going strong
he loves Dubaya like that bar
What makes him right and them so wrong
that now, the Chicks are fallen stars?

Their name now makes rednecks just cuss
and they've lost fair-weather fans
And now, there's just a few of us
who thinks it's cool they took a stand
They're looked down upon with scorn
and told to just apologize
But they still hate Dubaya's war
and they're not ready to make nice

That's why the Chicks are fallen stars
'cause they dared open their mouths
Don't you know how rednecks are?
If you're a chick, don't dare speak out
So, Toby Keith's still going strong
he's still Gungho for the war
I think they're right and he is wrong
but still, the Chicks are fallen stars

Toby Keith still sings bad songs
and yet, the Chicks are fallen stars?

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Michael Pacholek - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Five boots in that ignorant schmuck Toby Keith's ass! The irony is, if Bush had done to bin Laden what Keith suggested, the Chicks might never have had the chance to say what they said.
TJC - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting and well written... I guess I'm so far out of that scent, II hadn't known that the Chicks had tanked!

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