Look at this junk, it looks just like feet
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think i'm the girl?
The girl who has toilet seats!
Look at this cove, toilets unfold
How many fingers can one cavern hold?

Walkin around here you'd stink,
Sure, she's got nothing!
I've got napkins and deos a plenty
I've got boogers and what's its galore
You want pink thongs? I've got plenty!
But who cares? No big deal,
I've got purple!

Pullin your teeth you won't get too far
Cavities hurting and tartars dancin'.
Strolling around the bar
With what do you call them?
Beer!

Chorus:
Up where they smoke, they say it's no joke
Up where they burn their lungs in the sun
Count 1 to 3, wish I could be
Part of a third

Betcha on land, they understand
Bet they don't reprimand the smokers.
Fat old women, sick of dancin
Ready to smoke!

I'm ready to smoke what the people smoke
Ask them for coccaine and marijuana
I want my lungs to burn
As well as my nose!

When it's my turn, I want to learn
How to keep smoking under the sun~
Smoking for free
Wish I could be
Part of a third!