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Song Parodies -> "I Lost My Teeth From Drinking Dew"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Myself For Loving You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Lost My Teeth From Drinking Dew"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Dentist, hygenist, where are you?
I haven't seen ya for a decade or two
And now I'm hurtin' and I think that I'm screwed
Hey Jack, it's a fact, I love my pop
A case a day and I don't wanna stop
Didn't realize my teeth absorb it like a mop

I do the dew every night and day
No sympathy when the people here me say

I lost my teeth from drinking dew
Gums are rotten and my breath's bad too
I wanna eat but it's so hard to chew
Because I lost my teeth from drinking dew

I cry, say goodbye to shishkabobs
I'll never eat another corn on the cob
Shoulda brushed my chompers, now I feel like a knob
Oh boy, there's a void in my mouth
I think I'd fit in real well in the south
Don't wanna get no dentures, though my chewing is in doubt

I guess I'll start eating through a straw
Or live off foods that won't exercise my jaw

I lost my teeth from drinking dew
Gums are rotten and my breath's bad too
I wanna eat but it's so hard to chew
Because I lost my teeth from drinking dew

I kinda like eating baby food
But please don't stare when I smack my guns, it's rude

I lost my teeth from drinking dew
Gums are rotten and my breath's bad too
I wanna eat but it's so hard to chew
Because I lost my teeth from drinking dew

I lost my teeth from drinking dew (repeat)



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MasonR - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Very gummy--I mean, funny!
carol - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
5 packs of gummy bears!
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I lost a lot of teeth from drinking gallons of Pepsi. But did you lose yours from the sugar in Mountain Dew, or did you lose them from trying the stunts in the Dew commercials?

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