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Song Parodies -> "We Built Those Titties (On Rocky Road)"

Original Song Title:

"We Built This City"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Starship

Parody Song Title:

"We Built Those Titties (On Rocky Road)"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

I originally was intending to put this thought down as a comment on Dylan Baranski's parody of the very same Jefferson Starship masterpiece (Badoom tsssh!). Then I realized I could do it as a parody. As you get older your ladies are going put on weight, so you just roll with it. (Wa wa waa WAAAH!)) And it's not even a conscious decision to roll with it; you adjust to it without even thinking. It helps that some of that weight settles in a good place.
We built those titties
We built those titties on Rocky Road
Built those titties
We built those titties on Rocky Road (Ho!)

Say you wont know her .. despite her pretty face
I say your cares for weight are .. totally misplaced
Knee deep in her pizza .. scarfing gainer's fuel
Too many calories .. building up the boobs

Spumoni shaped her tatas
Assisted by some oleo
You best believe it now, she built those titties ....
She built those titties on Rock Road
She built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road
Built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road

Someone's always using ... corpulescent names
Who cares we dont indulge in ... corpulescent shame
I just want romance her ... with cartons of Blue Bell
They call me a chubby chaser dude .. they can go to hell

My crone-y shakes gazongas
Digging on her areols
You best believe it now, she built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road
She built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road
Built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road

It's just another sundae .. A Baskin Robbins treat
Oh please, another spoonful
It goes right to the teat

Who fronts the money .. for that ice cream bar
Who cops the melon feel .. like a hooter czar
Dont tell me not to feed them .. those oversized bazooms
Get your kicks your own way .. in your own bedroom

(I'm looking out over my golden gal's rack, out over my gorgeous honey's mammaries and seeing that knocker-to-knocker traffic ...)

You just believe it (Believe it)

(She's my favorite BBW lady with my favorite BBW titties -- the titties in the bra, the titties that rock, the titties that never stop swinging)

Spumoni built the tatas
Assisted by some oleo
You best believe it now
She built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road

She built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road
Built those titties
She built those titties on Rocky Road
Built those titties (Whoot!, Whoot!)
She built those titties on Rocky Road ...

(That's enough, I think you got the point by now)




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unsexything - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
So this is how you do it.
Porfle Popnecker - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Double-plus good!
Fred - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
A little saggy, so 4s!
Jonathan - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
OS+ boobies + ice cream = 555! what's not to love?
Callmelennie - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
It's a great OS to parody, Jonathan. It's really catchy and super cheesy by turns. The refrain has a great melody, but man, some of those lyrics are amateurish to the hilt. And what's with making summer-of-love, psychedelic rock legend Grace Slick share the singing duties with some anonymous male rock-twink? Just let Grace sing the whole damn thing, 'kay guys?
The White Rabbit - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^^^^ Why dont you go ask Alice why they did that, Lennie
Jonathan - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Lennie - Lol! I'm sure Ms. Slick herself would agree with you, there! I understand she wasn't particularly fond of the whole "Starship" era. as for me, I love the music of both the 60s, and the 80s. but I've gotta say, I actually prefer this group's 80s output. (probably not popular opinion, I know.) then again, what do I know about good music? "Achy Breaky Heart" was ranked as the second-worst song of all time. the only one that was named worse than that, was this OS! but I love them both!

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