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Song Parodies -> "Bad Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boys (COPS Theme Song)"

Original Performer:

Inner Circle

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Lies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ben Carson in a bit of trouble...
Bad lies
Debate stunt, tough guy front?
Always in the news
Ben Carson, CNN is after you
Tell us
Was stabbing true? West Point too?
You bad?

Bad lies, bad lies
Always in the news, under strict review
What will Carson do?
Bad lies, bad lies
Will he follow through, give an interview?
Will he admit the truth?

Carson now states
That he had bad traits
Once, at school
Acted like a fool
Wanted to be cool
'Stead of being a tool
Stabbing 'Bob"
Nerd-to-thug is true???



Bookworm who was shunned
Quite a nerdy one
So say your neighbors and
So do your "brothers!"
Sounds dark and sinister
"Good kid" says your Minister
That sounds like you lied
Lack transparency

(Chorus x2)

Soft-spoken in debates
Not a trace of hate
Never seemed to make a mistake
Until this thug story did break
What gives?

(Chorus x2)

Then there's this West Point thing
Unofficial offer... was a real thing?
Something about being an officer
Politely and adamantly you said No
To Medical School you wanted to go
Whatever you say Ben
But you ought to let it go!!!


Repeat and fade...

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Patrick - November 09, 2015 - Report this comment
So, the media is trying to prove that Ben Carson did not hit his mother or stab another boy? Maybe they can track down that kid, X-ray him, and see if he isn't missing his appendix. Removed so quickly and cleanly that he wasn't even aware that it had happened.
Rob Arndt - November 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Dr. Carson is starting to look like a Froot Loop!
Rob Arndt - November 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Watched Carson in Fouth REP debate. Was kinda disturbed that he referenced Hillary Clinton as a liar on Benghazi but ducked his imaginative or exaggerated life experiences himself. Totally dismissive and leaning towards media manipulation. But it was Carson that made the claims in detail. The Media only fact-checked to which he now replies, "Go jump in a lake!" Imagine an international incident or military confrontation and that kind of response as POTUS and/or CIC!!! Even Trump looks rational by that standard! Carson hopes this will just blow over. Makes me think this guy lives in a fantasy realm. Trump and Fiorina at least follow a business model. Cruz a religious model. Rubio, the immigrant success story. And Bush? Still can't shake the last name liability no matter what he says! Paul, Kasich, and Huckabee? Who cares? Time to exit the race IMHO...

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