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Song Parodies -> "Don't You Want Me Frodo?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me Baby?"

Original Performer:

Human Legue

Parody Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me Frodo?"

Parody Written by:

Nikki and Becca

The Lyrics


You were living as a reject in a underground house
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now two years later on you've got Middle-Earth at your feet
The journey's not that easy for you
But don't forget it's me who carried you up Mount Doom
And I can throw you back down too

Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't need me
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
Throw the Ring in Mount Doom
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will all be sorry

Don't you want me Frodo? Don't you want me - Fro-o-do
Don't you want me Frodo? Don't you want me - Fro-o-do


I was working as a reject in an underground house
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find much better plants
Growing with or without you
The two years we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time I journeyed to Mount Doom on my own
'Cause you ate all the food


Don't you want me Frodo? Don't you want me - Fr-o-do
Don't you want me Frodo? Don't you want me - Fr-o-do


I don't you want you Samwise! I don't need you -Sam-am-am-wise
You ate all the food Samwise! I'll go to Mount Doom with Gol-ol-ol-umn


I didn't eat the food Frodo! It was Gollum all a-lon-lon-lon-long
Don't you want me Frodo? Don't you want me - Fr-o-do


Oh, I still want you Samwise, I still need you Sam-am-am-wise
Lucky you found me Samwise, Or I myself would be killed in Mordor


We still love eachother it's true, we love eachother oh-oh-oh-yes
We will fly by eagles, and go back to that underground house!
Nicola Hampson and Rebecca Whitworth ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Too many of the original's lines are still there for me to rate higher than 3 for funny.
The Oracle - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was great true there are alot of the orginal lines but it still deserves 5's

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