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Song Parodies -> "Ernie,Alvin,Daddy Day Care"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and the News

Parody Song Title:

"Ernie,Alvin,Daddy Day Care"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Ernie sucks,
He's without Bert
You can hurt him with your knee
But he doesn't want to be hurt

Ernie sucks,
Without a rubber duckie
Who's playing "journey to Ernie"
Being happy-go-lucky

Edible Ernie's stupid
So does Steve Harvey
There's one thing that I should do
It's time to kill Ernie,time to kill Ernie

Alvin sucks
Without Theodore
Dave says he's an idiot
I hate Alvin anymore

Alvin sucks
Without Simon
Not that man from American Idol
Just the chipmunk,jumping right in

Theodore and Simon
Are they getting sick
Of that stupid Alvin
No time to punch and kick,no time to punch and kick,no time to punch and kick

Daddy Day Care
Starring Eddie Murphy
D-Day stands for Doris Day
No,it stands for daddy day

Daddy Day Care
In a day care center
Every kid doesn't think about me
Every kid ain't that clever

Eddie Murphy gets his new job
Doing child care
D-Day stands for Doris Day
So please don't point and stare,so don't point and stare,don't point and stare

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Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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robber - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
im coming to ur place to kill u (1:00pm)
Josh Taylor Stingray - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yawn. What's the diffence between you and a mallard with a cold. A sick duck you are as your boring song.

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