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Song Parodies -> "I Want My Goon Thugs"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"I Want My Goon Thugs"

The Lyrics

I want my goon thugs to go out there and kick
People and smash 'em in the arms
Twist necks, give 'em a crick
I want my stooge thugs out there smashing some heads
Pump pepper gas into their eyes
And maybe make some dead

Lunkheads are in my service
I tell 'em what to do
They are just one armed branch of my criminal crew
What I say, they do

I want my stooge thugs to go do ill
I got the Fascist touch
I have learned the drill
I want my dupe thugs to do just what I say
To go out there and cause a fight
And claim others started the fray

Dunces are in my service
They are my Brownshirt crew
They are just one rank rank in my criminal crew
They're gassing moms too

I want my douche thugs, rotten punks who're no good
Arm 'em all with batons and gats
They can smash some heads with hard wood
I want my ghoul thugs to take people out
Tell 'em to go beyond a punch
While dictators I tout

Scumbags are in my service
If they weren't, what they'd do
Be thrown into prison with other gangster crews
That's the kind I choose

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Sarah Jeong - July 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Hey, quit bashing Al Sharpton!
Louis Farrakhan & The Nation of Islam - July 27, 2020 - Report this comment
You want goon thugs, we got'em! You need to come to us!
Blake David Hampe - July 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Don't listen to those pikers; we in Antifa have the most brutal, most rapacious goon thugs anyone can have. Come to us!
Burn, Loot, & Murder - July 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Sheeeiiit! Them whitey sissy-boys a' Antifa got nuthin' on us! Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kiddies, hide yo' husband too 'cause we rapin' EV'RYBODY out dere!

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