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Song Parodies -> "Billy Mays and the Swiss Army"

Original Song Title:

"Burce Lee V.S. The Kiss Army"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Billy Mays and the Swiss Army"

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The Lyrics

Amazing, right?
The pitchman is selling all his stuff.
Soon to turn it to cream puffs.
The Swiss Army is in a infomercial
it all just seems so contriversial
An oxyclean bottle here and there
Those Swiss guards flailing swords in air
Racing past some bushes
to spray some orange glow on polished wood
the Swiss Army yelled huzzah
Billy just said AH
Sully, his righthand man
is dubbing all Billy's prices
Billy Mays is in control
He should've used his patrol
Billy and Sully reunite
The Swiss Army is now a total blight
AAAHH! Oh my god, a crazy commercial
paid by the Feds.
AAAHH! Oh my god, Billy Mays sells
Random bells!

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