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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to McDonalds"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to McDonalds"

Parody Written by:

Jessica Rhodes

The Lyrics

Who's to say who wrote the first parody to this effect of this particular song, but I can tell you my friend's and I used to sit out front of Burger King the same year the original song came out singing our version...
Welcome to McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds, we got cokes and fries
We got everything you want, we even got apple pies
And you’re a very hungry man,
Very hard to please
You can get the Big Mac, but you won’t get it with cheese

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds,
Pull up to the, the first window please? Please?
Try our McFlurry!

Welcome to McDonalds, the same bullshit every day
But how cool are you when you’re eating from a little plastic tray
We got special secret sauce
Big Mac's, McDLT's
Yes, we know our coffee's cold, we were just sued recently

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds
Didn’t I say no ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cheese? Cheese?
No!! We’re gonna make you eat!

Welcome to McDonalds, we're the richest folks in town
Even though our CEO, is a goofy looking clown
You can order what you please,
You'll get it eventually
You can have all the fries you want, but you better not take ‘em from me

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds,
Pull up to the, the second window please? Please?
Hope you like grease!

....And when you’re high you get those
Pot munchies so bad, so bad, so bad...
Yea- ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah!!!!!

Do you know where you are?
You're at McDonalds, baby, you’re gonna die!!!!!!

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds
Just eat the fuckin’ ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Cheese, Cheese!
At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds,
Refill my, my, my, my, my soda please?
You’re at McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds,
Congratulations, fool...
You just gained 10 pounds!! Huh!

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AFW - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Fitting and funny spoofing...Poor Mac's such an easy target
2Eagle - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Next time go to the Sizzler or Subway. Or is it contests and Monopoly that draws you?
Macaroni Man - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
A wise man probably said once "If you haven't written a parody about McDonald's, you're not a real parodist."
Brian - November 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Freaking funny. I just had one of those new CBO burgers (won't ever eat one again, they put horseradish on it...ugh!). 5-5-5

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